Why did a man from…. South Carolina…. (you thought we were gonna say Florida) why did he call 911 because he girlfriend wouldn’t give him any lovin…. When officers arrived… the man said he had been drinking all day and was looking forward to getting some of that cookie…. she said no because her grandchild was with her….
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