Why did a body builder in Greece come in second place in a body building competition?  And why did he get upset and smack one of the judges so hard that he knocked him down For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Teacher Breaks Jaw Of 7 Year Old Student […]

Why did a woman find an artist on Tumbler who was willing to make a unique piece of art for her?  Why did the woman send her amputated toe to the artist to make a pendant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Steals Gold From Armored Truck High […]

Why did a 24 year old high school teacher admit that she fell in love with a 17 year old student after he started leaving her love notes on post it stickers.  She started sending sexy selfies and they had a 6 month relationship where she had relations with him in her car everyday until […]

Why did a man in Kentucky go to a Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant… ask for an application at 2pm and come back at 4pm for an interview?  But when he came back he announced that he wanted to rob the restaurant and implied that he had a gun. The manager told the man that he […]

Why did a woman in the UK participate in a pole dancing competition…. while she is almost 8 months pregnant…. She drew a big smile on the baby bump and executed her routine with another woman on stage For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Officer Making DUI Stop Gets […]

Why did a San Francisco park get 20 million upgrade and part of that was an open air urinal…  the word is people used to pee everywhere in the park… on buildings and in bushes now they hope to alleviate that Shark Eats Shark Seminary Student Arrested For Trying To Have Sex With Infants Chicago […]

Why were students at the Citadel in South Carolina, supposedly singing Christmas Carols dressed as the Ghosts of Christmas past… as part of a skit….  but the outfits were white pants, white t-shirts and whits pillowcases with eye holes looking  more like the Klan of Christmas past For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

Why did a man from Iowa try to avoid a drunk driving charge by eating toilet paper before he took the breathalyzer test….   he was wearing a Halloween costume too…   a trench coat and a piece of cloth that looked like an appendage For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did a man in Washington State attempt to cheat the carpool lane….  with a Zombie Baby Doll in the seat….  It didn’t fool the cops… it got him a fine of $136 dollars…   TSA Makes 90 Year Old Lady Strip Waist Up EMT Tries Saves 7 Year Old Girl Gets Suspended Hacker Group […]

Why is a 5th grade teacher from Alabama in hot water for getting in touch with his blackness….  He dressed in blackface and wore a sign that says Kanye for prez 2020…and his girl stuffed her butt to look like Kimmy Cakes….It was posted to Facebook and taken down quickly For more information on the […]