Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers? Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding? They didn’t know the bride or the groom. They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]
Here’s a number for today. 71-17. Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral? Why did they get married three weeks later. The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]
Why is there a video of a woman who practices what she calls Vaginal Kung Fu….. She exercises her vaginal muscles by lifting weights… with the teacake…. she takes an egg shaped stone made of jade… with a string and lifts all kinds of items For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]
Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa… and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth… the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]
Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body…. Is this her? No… how about this lady…. No?… She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen: For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]
Why did a student on a football team in Arizona get suspended….. After scoring a touchdown the young man put his hand to his mask and pointed to the sky for a few seconds…. to praise GOD….. A Referee threw a flag, penalized him with unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration…. the refs said […]
Why is a 5th grade teacher from Alabama in hot water for getting in touch with his blackness…. He dressed in blackface and wore a sign that says Kanye for prez 2020…and his girl stuffed her butt to look like Kimmy Cakes….It was posted to Facebook and taken down quickly For more information on the […]
Why did a man from…. South Carolina…. (you thought we were gonna say Florida) why did he call 911 because he girlfriend wouldn’t give him any lovin…. When officers arrived… the man said he had been drinking all day and was looking forward to getting some of that cookie…. she said no because her grandchild […]
The Seattle Police Department faces new questions about the conduct of one of its officers after video released Monday shows an officer punching a woman in the face while trying to arrest her.
