Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]

Why did a college student have a protest with a Huge black vibrator in her hand and say She was upset that those were not allowed on campus but guns are allowed.  She pointed out that sexual assault cases have increased with the presence of guns on campus For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station?  The doll had been beheaded!   They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]

Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers?  Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]

Why are self driving taxis now available for consumer use in Singapore?  Engineers will ride along during the trial phase.  The vehicles are only available in a 3.7 mile area of Singapore For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Muslims Removed From Flight Accused Of Ties With ISIS Woman Cuts […]

Apparently, Katt Williams got into another altercation, this time with a woman.

Why did a man in Seattle Washington say he suffered second degree burns when his iPhone exploded in his pocket?  The man was working in the kitchen of a piano bar when he smelled something on fire. Then he felt the intense pain in his back pocket For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did an 86 year old woman in England get some money out of the ATM?  She was approached by another woman wanting the money she has just gotten.  The elderly lady grabbed a package of bacon and repeatedly hit the other woman in the head until she ran off For more information on the […]

Oh y’all are playing with me right….   Another one from …Florida…   Why did a couple fight an alligator to save their phone? They were taking pictures of the gator and were about to turn on Facebook Live when the man dropped the phone that fell in the water next to the gator.   […]

Why did a man in Nashville gt caught in bed with a stolen lingerie mannequin?  An employee of a store argued with the man who tossed the mannequin in his truck.  Her arm blew off but the suspect didn’t retrieve it.  The mannequin was said to be worth $5000 and the man was charged with […]

Why did a man in Kentucky go to a Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant… ask for an application at 2pm and come back at 4pm for an interview?  But when he came back he announced that he wanted to rob the restaurant and implied that he had a gun. The manager told the man that he […]

Why did a woman in … Florida…  get accused of attacking a man with a hatchet because he didn’t want to have relations with her?  The 26 year old woman had been drinking and repeatedly tried to get the man to co-operate while she was wearing a bathrobe.  And when he refused and locked himself […]