Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why did a man in …Florida…  Think he was in “Back to the future”….   he told police he was trying to travel through time… but he wasn’t in a DeLorean… he was in a Dodge Challenger… The man plowed into a tax business and a Casket store For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89,  Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]

Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed….  The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]

Why did a Grandma who will be 64 this month get several tickets for being an Uber driver….  Uber has been banned in Portsmouth, New Hampshire…   She has been pulled over and told to stop but she says For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver In New […]

    Drunk Driver In New Jersey…. Searching For New Jersey Uber Grandma Faces Fines For Being An Uber Driver Florida Flash Man Drives 110 MPH Nude Mom Calls Police Son Stole Stew

Why was a woman in….  Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years   For more information on the […]

Why did a man in Utah find a little hidden gift in his Arizona Tea drink can…   His girlfriend bought the tea at a Walmart… he tried to open the can normally… when that didn’t work he cut the top and found a cement jar with 3 ounces of weed inside For more information […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]