Why did Morgan Freeman get kicked out of a holy place in Israel?  He reportedly used a word that has been banned!  He was filming a documentary series called “The Story of GOD in Jerusalem”  When he said the word myth!  M-Y-T-H.  They said, You, Out! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]

Why did an advertisement on Craigslist in Boston offer plastic bags for sale?  The bags ranged in price from $20 to $90 and contained free marijuana with the purchase of every bag For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Twins Born In Different Years Buy This Plastic Bag Get Weed […]

Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers?  Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding?  They didn’t know the bride or the groom.  They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]

Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Couple Passes Away Minutes Apart Clock Stops Largest Sex Toy (NSFW) Vibrators To Hatch Pokemon Eggs… NOT! Text Neck WiFi Password Held Hostage Until Chores Are Done Hooker Steals From 90 Year Old Man Calls Police

Why did a man in… Florida accidentally shoot himself with a .22 caliber pistol while he was cleaning his gun?  The man says he didn’t notice a wound until he was changing his shirt two days later…. He said he felt a pain from a previous injury and fell when he went to stand up. […]

Remember the Powerball winner from North Carolina who keeps bailing her boyfirend “hot sauce” out of jail….   Why is a pastor saying she backed down from a verbal contract to buy some land for a retreat facility for 1.5 million dollars…. Now the pastor is suing her for 10 million For more information on the Funk […]

Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89,  Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a man in Utah find a little hidden gift in his Arizona Tea drink can…   His girlfriend bought the tea at a Walmart… he tried to open the can normally… when that didn’t work he cut the top and found a cement jar with 3 ounces of weed inside For more information […]

Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh….  he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]

Why are two residents  in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders…  their supplier is the federal government….  They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978.  President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992   For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]