The Ride

Why did a man in Louisiana call the police to report a man stabbed in the head with an ax? Why did police respond to the man who said he had been with some drug dealing ghosts? He was agitated and was arguing with people that weren’t there. No one had been stabbed but they found […]

Why did a toddler in Utah like to help his parents shred junk mail?  Why did the child find a stash of cash intended for a season ticket purchase?  Why did the child manage to put about a thousand  sixty dollars of the money in the shredder For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did Pooch Hall the actor who played Derwin in “the BET show The Game” get so drunk that he had to have his 2 year old child steer a car? They crashed into a parked car and the child was on his lap.  A passersby called police in California.  He was arrested with a […]

Why did a cruise line have to refund passengers money after 1300 men took over a cruise ship in Australia in September?  Why did the men harass female passengers and have a wild bachelor party that included burlesque dancers?  They forced many families to hide in their rooms For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]

Why did police in Maryland share a video of a would be burglar trying to throw a rock into a bullet proof glass at a restaurant?  Why did the rock come right back and hit the man in the face For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below First Date: Man Drugs, […]

Why did an Uber Driver in Texas ask a drunk man and woman to leave her vehicle?  Why did the driver cry after the woman threw containers of tacos in her face from the back seat For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Cardi B Turns Herself In For Ordering A […]

Why did a 10 year old boy in Colorado need help?  Who do you call when you need help?  911!  But why did he need help with his math homework For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Sword Killer Says Black People Should Be Exterminated Man Glues Baby’s Eyes And […]

Why did a woman in the new ….Florida…. which is ….China…. sew 40 cement bags together to make a wedding dress with a really long train For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Child Just Dropped Off After Getting Concussion In Bus Incident Teacher Fired For Giving Students Zeros For […]

Why did a woman in Spain complain of pains in her lower abdomen? The pains began after she had been partying with some friends but doesn’t remember what happened.  Why did doctors discover and remove a dead turtle from the woman’s teacake? The pain was the result of infection from the turtle’s presence For more information […]

Why were some bananas donated to a prison in Texas?  Why was 18 million dollars in cocaine found in those boxes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Kidnaps Woman And  Masturbates On Her… Gets No Prison Time Florida Man Gets 20 Years For Stealing Cigarettes Montana Athletic Trainer […]

Why is there a mom in Texas who makes her 11 year old son wear a t-shirt to school that says… “I am a bully”  and she posted a picture of it on Facebook For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Video Of Recently Engaged Woman After Being Stabbed Released Man Arrested […]

Why is there a video from New Hampshire of a man using a toddler inside one of those arcade machines to steal prizes?  The child is inside the machine and is placing prizes like a Nintendo DS and a Nintendo Switch in the chute for dad to get For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]