Why did a train conductor in Spain clock out in the middle of a trip because his shift was over? He repeatedly told headquarters that he would have to go into overtime but he got no response. He said he didn’t want to risk having an accident so he stopped the train and left 109 […]
Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish? I’m gonna say that again slowly… A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head. Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]
Why was a 19 year old woman in .. Florida… arrested when a security camera caught her setting a car on fire? She burned the Honda Accord from the trunk and can be seen fanning the flames. She thought it belonged to her Ex-Boyfriend…. But she had the wrong car. For more information on the […]
Why did police in Connecticut find 600 marijuana plants at a daycare? State inspectors were called because the house was in poor condition. Police were denied access to the home daycare with a tall wooden fence so they got a warrant and found the plants that were 6 to 10 feet tall and worth […]
Why did a printing mistake look awkward? Why did an RSVP for a wedding as for the attendee’s choice of entree’. You could get beef, pork or a child 12 and under Black Female Sailor Discharged For Hairstyle Child Placed On Wrong Flight By Airline Library Uses Sonic Device To Repel Teens Printing Error Offers […]
Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station? The doll had been beheaded! They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]
Why was a man in Norway just trying to help a friend when he got punished for his good deed? Why did the friend’s cell phone get dropped in a portable toilet and the man leaped inside to retrieve it. He was slim enough to go in but not slim enough to come out. He […]
Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers? Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]
Why are self driving taxis now available for consumer use in Singapore? Engineers will ride along during the trial phase. The vehicles are only available in a 3.7 mile area of Singapore For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Muslims Removed From Flight Accused Of Ties With ISIS Woman Cuts […]
Why did a dog in a town in Minnesota win his third term as Mayor? The dog named Duke has one of the highest approval rates in the country Fro more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below The Return Of FreakNik Krystal Worker Loses It Man Eats Knives Dog Wins Third […]
Why was a man in Ohio arrested for trying to have relations with a van that was parked on the street? The man who was intoxicated and was swinging on a stop sign, was seen with his man part in the grill of the van For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]
Why did a 30 year old man from … Florida.. break into a school and steal an employee’s car? Then during his bond hearing he decided to twerk in court! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Children Hides Them Under Neighbor’s House Good Samaritan Has To Pay […]
