Why did a woman in … Florida… get accused of attacking a man with a hatchet because he didn’t want to have relations with her? The 26 year old woman had been drinking and repeatedly tried to get the man to co-operate while she was wearing a bathrobe. And when he refused and locked himself […]
Why did police in Amsterdam get called to an apartment where a woman was seen standing motionless for a long period of time. Neighbors looked through the window and saw the woman only wearing underclothes. They knocked and range the doorbell. Nothing. So they called police who broke the door to check on the woman’s […]
Why was the husband of an manager for a Sonic restaurant named Ronald McDonald? Why did he get shot during an argument at a Sonic in North Carolina? His wounds are not thought to be life threatening. You might have been safer at a McDonald’s… Ronald For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]
We all know that Twinkies have preservatives but Why did a Science in Maine teacher take a Twinkie out of the wrapper in class in 1976 to see how long before it rots? The teacher retired in 2004. 40 years later the Twinkie is still in tact. For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]
Why did a rattlesnake bite a groom in Colorado as he posed for a wedding picture? The couple was trying to flag down a park ranger who thought they were happy… they yelled for help and he yelled Congratulations!!! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left In Car […]
Why is a woman from Memphis Tennessee wanted by police? Her picture is being posted by the Sheriff’s office because she is wanted for theft. She stole a stripper pole valued at $364 For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Florida Congressional Candidate Assault Rifle Giveaway Memphis Woman Steals Stripper […]
Why is Facebook so important? Why did a couple from New York who were known to fight and argue everyday… arguing over a Facebook Password? He threw tings at her and she ended up stabbing him in the chest with a sharp object. The man ended up dying at the hospital For more information on […]
Yesterday we told you about a nude restaurant in Japan…. Why did a man stand in front of a Sandy Springs Waffle House… bucked nekked… he peed on the door and was trying to come into the store. An employee called 911 and another customer put it up on Facebook Live…that man told Channel 2 […]
Why is there a business outside of Chicago called Tykables that sells adult baby diapers? The store has a display of a nursery, including a huge baby bed and a 6 foot rocking horse. It primarilary sells diapers for adults with incontinence issues and those with fettishes For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]
Why did a mother of two say that her hobby is having plastic surgery done on herself. She says she wants to look like a cartoon character For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below $5 Shoplifting Mentally Ill Man Died In Jail Texas Woman Raped By Police Offered Taco Mother […]
Why did a Jewelry store in India get robbed by a monkey? The store security camera shows a monkey throwing a piece of fruit inside the store. The people in the store threw it back at the monkey… who came on into the store… attacked a store employee, sat for 20 minutes then opened the […]
Why did a 66 year old woman in Memphis argue with a person at the Social Security Administration office saying she didn’t get her check because she was dead? The lady from the office said “Ma’am you’re dead! ” The Memphis woman replied “The Hell I Am, I’m alive!!!” For more information on the Funk […]
