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Why was there a snake on a plane?  A venomous green viper was a stowaway on a flight to Mexico City! The plane was given priority landing. and a video was caught on a phone For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Classic Car Wins Award And Rolls Into Water […]

Why were customers at a Walmart in … Florida… trying to get some water before Hurricane Matthew?   When a fight broke out over that last case of water For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Lets 12 Year Old Son Drive With Other Children In Car Man Accidentally […]

Why is there a clip on youtube of a woman hooking up her husband’s lunch?  Hubby forget to take his lunch with him.  So, he drove back home.  Wifey didn’t want to go down several flights of stairs so she tossed his sandwich from the window and it landed through the sunroof of the car […]

Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body….  Is this her?  No… how about this lady….   No?…  She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen:   For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]

Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh….  he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]

Why did a man in Oregon order a teriyaki chicken sandwich from Subway and find a surprise…. the man turned and got his drink and the employees appeared shocked…  There was a dead mouse in the sandwich….  he was apparently in the container used for storing the spinach…. Funk Dat   Chicken Teriyaki…. not chicken, […]

Why was a North Carolina woman charged with castration…. after she bit her boyfriend’s family jewels… Funk Dat   A Sheriff’s spokesman said there was no actual long term damage…  Whew!!! Listen! Get More Info on Funk Dat Stories Below: Woman Bites Testicles Jaywalking Teen $1500 Sandwich Mother Kicked Out of Gym for Breastfeeding Twitter […]

“Honey, you’re 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!” New York Post editor, Stephanie Smith’s boyfriend, Eric Schulte told her when she made him turkey sandwich…