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Why is this right out of a Denzel Washington movie?  Why was a pilot of a flight from Canada to Mexico found slumped over in the cockpit of the plane before the flight? HE WAS DRUNK! His blood alcohol level was 3 times the legal limit Dude Ranch Chef Told To Cook Black People Food […]

“Bad company corrupts good character.” – Anon The people you surround yourself with can influence the person you become. This is why it is so important to watch the company you keep. If you want to grow, stay in the company of those who will push you forward, not hold you back.  

Why is there a woman getting roasted on Social Media after she put up a Go Fund Me page?  Why did she ask people to contribute to a 40 thousand dollar need to help her husband pay his child support debt so he could get a passport and travel to Dubai for work….  Huh For […]

Why did a man in .. Florida… Steal his boss’s Jaguar while the boss was on vacation and drive it to buy some crack?  Then the stolen car was stolen from him For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Arrested For Feeding Salt To Baby State Rep Arrested For […]

Why did a Pokemon Go player in Michigan that was wanted by the police show up at the police station to catch a Pokemon.  The man was riding a bike in his pajamas and was wanted for an outstanding arrest warrant for breaking and entering and failure to appear in court.  He was arrested on […]

Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why was a woman in….  Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years   For more information on the […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend…  He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife   For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

Spring is finally here! Although we are just beginning to enjoy the warmer temperatures and sunshine-filled days, it’s time to start thinking about those summer…