Why did a woman in … Florida… beat up her pregnant sister because the woman would not return a piece of weave? One sister had given the weave to the other for Christmas and the pregnant woman had the weave in her head on her way to work. The 24 year old pregnant sister refused […]
Why was a 41 woman from … Florida… arrested for pouring boiling hot chicken noodle soup on her 45 year old boyfriend while he was asleep? They had been arguing and now he is now in critical condition and she is being charged with attempted murder. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]
Why was a 29 year old Chinese tourist caught on video in Thialand at an animal park…. goin in to kiss a reticulated python when the snake (audio) locked in on the woman’s nose and wouldn’t let go For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Turkey On A Plane In A […]
Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]
Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C. Why is a man creating a new business model… he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]
Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties…. so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]
Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]
Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh…. he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]
Why are two residents in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders… their supplier is the federal government…. They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978. President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992 For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]
Why did diners in Japan sit down to a raw fish dinner…. when the half eaten fish came back to life… his fin started to shake…. then he jumped off the plate….. It was caught on cell phone video… Funk Dat At least you know the part you ate was fresh…. Listen to Funk […]
