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Why is this right out of a Denzel Washington movie?  Why was a pilot of a flight from Canada to Mexico found slumped over in the cockpit of the plane before the flight? HE WAS DRUNK! His blood alcohol level was 3 times the legal limit Dude Ranch Chef Told To Cook Black People Food […]

Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays?  It’s a rock.  No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars.  Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]

Why did a 30 year old man from … Florida.. break into a school and steal an employee’s car?  Then during his bond hearing he decided to twerk in court! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Children Hides Them Under Neighbor’s House Good Samaritan Has To Pay […]

Why is there a woman getting roasted on Social Media after she put up a Go Fund Me page?  Why did she ask people to contribute to a 40 thousand dollar need to help her husband pay his child support debt so he could get a passport and travel to Dubai for work….  Huh For […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Couple Passes Away Minutes Apart Clock Stops Largest Sex Toy (NSFW) Vibrators To Hatch Pokemon Eggs… NOT! Text Neck WiFi Password Held Hostage Until Chores Are Done Hooker Steals From 90 Year Old Man Calls Police

Why did a man in Seattle Washington say he suffered second degree burns when his iPhone exploded in his pocket?  The man was working in the kitchen of a piano bar when he smelled something on fire. Then he felt the intense pain in his back pocket For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a Pokemon Go player in Michigan that was wanted by the police show up at the police station to catch a Pokemon.  The man was riding a bike in his pajamas and was wanted for an outstanding arrest warrant for breaking and entering and failure to appear in court.  He was arrested on […]

Why did a barista and bartender in a restaurant in New Zealand quit his job to become a hunter.  The 24 year old man is a full time Pokemon hunter.  He is planning to take a two month trip around New Zealand to catch all the creatures in the game For more information on the […]

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Why did 2 marine roomates in California playing Pokemon Go observe a man acting strangely? The game of one of the Marine’s froze… and while the screen was re-freshing they saw a man approach a woman at a park with her children.  They ran off and the woman called 911.  Intrigued, the Marines continued to […]

Why did a woman in Tennessee try to make barbecue brisket in her bathtub? she put the wood burning grill in the tub and put the meat on a wire rack but the tub was made of fiberglass and melted. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Dies After […]

Why is a woman on Facebook and Twitter claiming to be Bishop Marvin Sapp’s wife? The woman even has a link that pertains to booking the Bishop.  Marvin Sapp posted on his Facebook page “hashtag important: This young woman has posted and has been posing as my new wife.  SHE IS NOT MY WIFE!!!” For […]