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Why was a woman in Japan having laser surgery on her cervix when she passed gas?  The odor wasn’t the problem.  The gas ignited from the laser and caused a fire.  The woman’s waist, legs and body were burned For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Police Officer Saves Toddler […]

Why was a man in Washington State mad because he was kicked off the bus  for an odor?  The man was banned for 6 months because he wreaked of marijuana.  He got at least 4 warnings that his odor was a violation of acceptable passenger protocol.  He stunk so bad one time that the driver choked For more […]

Why did a 32 year old man in South Carolina beat his stepfather…. repeatedly punching him in the head because the step-father spilled a cup of kool-aid….  Then the man left the scene….  2 hours later he came back to the house and officers found him hiding behind the door in his bedroom For more […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Principal Hypnotizes Students Who Commit Suicide Husband Sleeping In Front Of Mansion Customer Fires At Shoplifter Naked Man Approached Sorority Members Glass Walk Way Cracks With Tourists Man Calls 911 Because He Is Too High  

  Ever since Miley Cyrus shook her barely-there ass on Robin Thicke at the VMAs and called it twerking, the relatively old dance with a…

Police in Haiti are saying that Wyclef Jean was not hit by gunfire during a shooting that occurred over the weekend. Wyclef suffered an injury to his hand that officials are saying was caused by broken glass. From the NY Daily News: Jean said he was in a car with a driver in the Delmas […]