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  Why have researchers in Australia designing a bionic bra….. the bra will adjust itself as breast movement is detected….  having to wait until the research is done…..   Funk Dat   Some women say they need this NOW!!!!   Support!   http://www.ajc.com/news/news/weird-news/bionic-bra-automatically-adjust-breast-movement-de/njW9b/http://www.ajc.com/news/news/weird-news/bionic-bra-automatically-adjust-breast-movement-de/njW9b/   Why did a woman get a call from TSA that her bag had […]

Why did a New York publication do a story about a teen making 72 million dollars in stocks…  When other news outlets tried to do interviews and research.. it ends up that he’s about 72 million short…..   Funk Dat  The story is a fake…..  I bet he was just trying to get girls….   […]

    Why is a group called Cards Against Humanity selling boxes of Bull ____ I mean actual  pre-packaged dried cow poop… Hey it makes a great gift….. although it is illegal to send feces through the mail to harass people…   Funk Dat  box made in China Poop made in America….   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/15/cards-against-humanity-poop_n_6327544.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/15/cards-against-humanity-poop_n_6327544.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news   Ya know […]

  Why did a woman in … Florida… try to choke and kill an 11 year old boy for calling her daughter a name…. she forced him into the car after choking him to tell his mother….  who said   Funk Dat   She has been banned from the elementary school and is facing criminal charges….. […]

  Why did a coach in Texas feel the need to call one of his basketball players Buckwheat?  He is a girls basketball coach and says he didn’t realize the nickname was racially insensitive….   Funk Dat    The girl who loves basketball… doesn’t want to play anymore….   http://www.ajc.com/news/news/texas-coach-placed-on-leave-after-calling-player-b/njQtX/http://www.ajc.com/news/news/texas-coach-placed-on-leave-after-calling-player-b/njQtX/   Why is there a […]

  Ok Why is a dog playing with matches…. and how did that dog start a house fire?  In Canada a dog was doing just that but the fire went out before fire fighters arrived…  There was a whole lotta smoke damage though…   Funk Dat   let him play with sticks not matches…..   […]

Why was a man in … Florida….  seen out in public bucked nekked… playing with his piccolo (jerking his chicken) because he said his mom wouldn’t let him watch freaky flicks in the house….   Funk Dat   the police didn’t shoot at him so he must not have really had a weapon in his […]

  Why were customers at a restaurant in Canada upset because they wanted their onions diced….   An argument escalated and then one of the customers reached into his friend’s coat pocket, pulled out a live snake and threw it behind the counter….   Funk Dat   We’ll dice your onions… no need to get […]

Why did a rich man in Pennsylvania murder his stepdaughter and hide her body so he can have relations with her corpse on video….   Funk Dat  Sick Sick Sick!!!!!!   http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Jessica-Padgett-Stepfather-Videotaped-Himself-Having-Sex-With-Corpse-284912051.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_PHBrandhttp://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Jessica-Padgett-Stepfather-Videotaped-Himself-Having-Sex-With-Corpse-284912051.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_PHBrand     Why did a man in Chi-Town attack and rob a woman who refused to give him her number on the L […]

  Why did a pocket dial to 911 lead to an arrest… why did a woman in …Florida…. who had shoplifted a Walmart and gave a play by play of how she stole items to make Meth…. The call lasted 18 minutes…. and now she is in Jail!!!!   Funk Dat   How bout that!!!! […]

    Why did a man in Minneapolis who died of cancer have his wife put in his obituary that he was really Spider man…  and he battled a criminal named Cancer…   Funk Dat  Many of us wish Spidey was successful…..   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/01/aaron-joseph-purmort-dead_n_6246618.htmlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/01/aaron-joseph-purmort-dead_n_6246618.html   Why did a 23 year veteran teacher in the state […]

  Why did a man in Clayton County claim to go to the ladies’ restroom because the men’s room was locked… that’s not it though…  a lady in a stall heard a phone camera click and saw a hand under the stall…. she ran out and got security…   Funk Dat  buddy was found with […]