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    Why did a man in … Florida…  hide 400 dollars in drug money in his rectum.  When he was arrested he had $300 in his wallet.  and later the money was missing…  the suspect claimed an undercover officer took the money….  when they looked at the camera in the police cruiser they saw […]

m     Why are 2 men suing the New Jersey Lottery because they didn’t update their website quickly enough? The men checked the site for the Powerball drawing and threw out their ticket when the numbers didn’t match.  The Ticket was worth a million dollars.   Funk Dat…..  the ticket was on its way to […]

    Why did drivers in Arizona get the wrong picture on their drivers licenses and permits? So far 5 cases have been reported.   Funk Dat …..  I know I took a better picture than that….   http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/25867475/wrong-photos-issued-on-arizona-driver-permits-ids       Listen To FUNK DAT Here:  

    Why did a Waffle House manager in Stockbridge tell an employee you’re too gay? The customers are complaining….There is an investigation.. Funk Dat      Gay people gotta work and gotta eat…. http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/video?clipId=10293876&autoStart=true       Listen to FUNK DAT here    

    Why did a couple in Idaho wake up Sunday Morning to a Nekked man walking into their bedroom…  The man reportedly did No. 2 on their living room carpet and turned on a sink sprayer then stuffed it into a drawer…. The couple had to hold a gun to the man’s head to […]

    Why did a drunk mom and another woman in Texas drive 6 kids….ages 8 – 14 home from the pool on the trunk of the car? Four of the kids fell off and got hurt. Funk Dat….. Y’all ain’t gonna put them wet swimsuits in my car! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/19/kisha-young-kids-on-trunk_n_5512210.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news Listen to Funk Dat Here

    There are always people trying to smuggle things into prison…. Why did a Michigan man try to throw a football full of drugs and cellphones into the yard of a prison…  But he’s no Matt Ryan the ball fell short of going into the yard…. Funk Dat    He’ll be joining them inside… […]

    Why did a morgue in Australia refuse to take a body because it was too fat?The morgue said the man was too large for their fridge… so the funeral director said she had to keep the 441 pound man in her hearse overnight with the air conditioner on full blast to keep cool. Funk […]

  Why has a former British Canadian Mountie invented a breathalyzer designed to detect weed?  He told a news service that people are becoming very afraid to drink and drive, but they are not afraid to drug and drive.” Funk Dat      It still has to go through field testing and a patent is […]

  Why was a mom in Louisiana wrongfully arrested twice because she had the same name as a Florida felon? The woman spent 5 weeks in jail. When she got out she got a lawyer… Funk Dat….    She’s about to get paid… http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/la-mom-felon-sues-fla-cops-wrongful-arrest-article-1.1826715 Listen to [FUNK DAT] here    

  Why was a 3 year old child asked to leave a KFC in Mississippi because her face was scarred.  The child had been attacked by 3 pitbulls…  She ordered some mashed potatoes and was approached by a store employee who said “her face is disrupting our customers”  Grandma said she wanted to hit the […]

  Question:  Why is there a proposal to require affirmative consent before sex on college campuses? Students may need to get written or verbal permission to get busy…. BEFORE THEY GET BUSY!!! Campus assaults have spiked so they are trying to find a way to respond to the issue. Funk Dat….and you thought going to […]