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Atlanta prepares for the Georgia vs Alabama game Atlanta makes plans ahead of Monday’s epic college championship game between Georgia and Alabama.  On Monday, state and local government offices will close early.  The City of Atlanta will close at 2:30 p.m. State & Fulton County offices will close at 3 p.m.

President Trump plans to attend the national championship game between Georgia and Alabama Excitement is growing for Monday’s national championship game between Alabama and Georgia.  President Donald Trump is planning to attend the game, so security will be extra tight.  There is a banned items list, items that are banned are as follows, umbrellas, selfie […]

Why do we stress reading so much when we go to career days?  Why did a road crew have a very noticeable typo?  The California crew spray painted STPO at an intersection.  Instead of STOP! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Children Found In Filth With Decomposing Dogs Officer […]

Why did a 64 year old retiree from New York State file a 20 million dollar lawsuit against KFC.  The false advertising suit claims the woman didn’t get enough chicken for her $20 fill up. The pictures show a bucket overflowing with chicken For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why did a Green Bay Packers tight end say he got something other than wings at Buffalo Wild Wings? Why did Jarred Cook say he got a chicken head complete with eyes, tongue, beak all present with extra lemon pepper sauce? For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Paper Products […]

Hey Ladies, This week’s football fantasy is Victor Cruz! Victor is a wide receiver for the New York Giants! He played college football at Massachusetts, and signed with the Giants as an undrafted free agent in 2010. You can see Cruz doing his signature salsa dance in the end zone when he scores a touchdown! […]

  Hey Ladies, In honor of football season I’m showcasing the finest brother’s that play the game! This week’s football fantasy is Colin Kaepernick! Colin is a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and recently graced the cover of Time magazine for kneeing during the national anthem in protest of  wrongdoings against African Americans and […]

A Texas youth football team received death threats after kneeling during the National Anthem.

Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish?  I’m gonna say that again slowly…   A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head.  Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]

"If they take football away, my endorsements from me, I know that I stood up for what is right."

Why did a British woman go into labor and go on the pole?  In between contractions she performed on the pole in her bedroom before she went to the hospital to give birth For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Killed Son Injured Police Shootout Heat Causes Horse Poop […]

Why did a Python in Thailand come up through the toilet bowl and bite a man’s appendage…. and he wouldn’t let go. The man wanted to save his part so he called out to his wife and told her to bring a rope. He tied the rope to the head of the snake and tied […]