Well on the other side… Why did a new museum open last week in Great Brittan at the Wright Zoo…. The National Poo Museum allows visitors to study and view the excrement of more than 20 different animals… there is even some fossilized poo that dates back 140 million years! For more information on the […]
Why did a couple in Connecticut get arrested at a buffet after a dispute over crab legs… a 45 year old man and his wife… got into a scuffle with a 21 year old man…. punched the 21 year old in the face and knocked out a tooth…. the 21 year old’s mother pepper sprayed the […]
Why did a mother in …Florida… hire a stripper for her son’s birthday party… Her son is 8 years old…. Someone took a video where you see the woman wearing a pink bra and panties grinding against the boy’s face while he spank’s her and tosses her money For more information on the Funk […]
This happened in the U.S. too… why did a woman in …. China…. mistake super glue for eye drops and glued her eyes shut… doctors said her contact lenses helped her avoid damage to her eyes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Mistakenly Glues Eyes Shut Light Saber […]
Why is there a video from China… where a rat is big….. like the ones in New York….. The rat is so big that it chases a cat until the cat runs away For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below OJ Grooves To Song About Murders Dog Under Police Car […]
Why is there a video of a man that looks like he might be in China…. sitting on a bucket on a bus… no.. scratch that he is pooping in a bucket… on a moving bus…. and doesn’t care who’s watching For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Dog […]
Why did a man in …Florida… Think he was in “Back to the future”…. he told police he was trying to travel through time… but he wasn’t in a DeLorean… he was in a Dodge Challenger… The man plowed into a tax business and a Casket store For more information on the Funk Dats, […]
Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89, Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]
Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed…. The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]
Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties…. so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]
Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh…. he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]
Why did a 32 year old man in South Carolina beat his stepfather…. repeatedly punching him in the head because the step-father spilled a cup of kool-aid…. Then the man left the scene…. 2 hours later he came back to the house and officers found him hiding behind the door in his bedroom For more […]
