We told you about a Michigan man who got a ticket for letting his car warm up because of the threat of a theft.  Why did a 20 year old man in Oregon try to steal a car that was warming up, but he didn’t know how to drive the car’s manual transmission For more […]

Why was a woman in Japan having laser surgery on her cervix when she passed gas?  The odor wasn’t the problem.  The gas ignited from the laser and caused a fire.  The woman’s waist, legs and body were burned For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Police Officer Saves Toddler […]

Why are sheriff’s in …Florida.. warning people about candy?  Why did the Sheriff’s association put our a warning that marijuana laced candy could be in your child’s trick or treat bag? They are voicing their concern for people’s sharing of edible marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Porno […]

Why is there a man in … Florida… who has half a head and the nickname Halfy?  His head was affected when he had an accident while on drugs.  Why was he arrested for setting his own bed on fire For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills 8 […]

Why is a teacher in Oregon under fire for sending home a survey?  Why did the teacher, who is white, want to start a discussion with the homework assignment called “White Privilege Survey”…. Why is at least one parent upset saying he would like to see his son learning actual education and not be a […]

Why has a man been bitten on his man-part by a spider for the second time this year?  A builder in Australia has been bitten on his part by a poisonous redback spider while he was sitting in a porta potty on a worksite. He said he felt the sting that he felt the first […]

Why did a printing mistake look awkward?  Why did an RSVP for a wedding as for the attendee’s choice of entree’.  You could get beef, pork or a child 12 and under Black Female Sailor Discharged For Hairstyle Child Placed On Wrong Flight By Airline Library Uses Sonic Device To Repel Teens Printing Error Offers […]

Why did a 3 year old girl from Arkansas climb into a washing machine and die and her mother got arrested? The mother who had taken anxiety drugs was asleep and the children were used to helping with the laundry.  The washer was programmed to switch on when the lid was closed For more information […]

Why were a police officer and his children denied service and food at a McDonalds in Texas?  An employee decided not to serve the off duty officer and his 2 kids simply because he was an officer For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 15 Year Old Boy Arrested For […]

Why did a woman in … Florida…  get accused of attacking a man with a hatchet because he didn’t want to have relations with her?  The 26 year old woman had been drinking and repeatedly tried to get the man to co-operate while she was wearing a bathrobe.  And when he refused and locked himself […]

Why did police in Amsterdam get called to an apartment where a woman was seen standing motionless for a long period of time.  Neighbors looked through the window and saw the woman only wearing underclothes.  They knocked and range the doorbell.  Nothing.  So they called police who broke the door to check on the woman’s […]

Why did we just see a job fair for strippers on Facebook… It happened right here in the ATL…  and ladies were dressed and ready for work.  They put in their applications, they were asked where they currently worked and were asked to turn around for the full view For more information on the Funk […]