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Why is a man in Texas being charged with aggravated assault for hitting his girlfriend…  He old her to smell his armpit… she refused… so he punched her in the back of the head and tried to stab her with a knife   For more information on each Funk Dat, click the links below Middle […]

Why did a Pennsylvania woman get arrested for DUI crashes twice in the same day…. in the same car…..  the second wreck destroyed a shed and a pickup truck     For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below   Shots Fired Outside Funeral Of Gun Violence Victim Man Requests 6 […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body….  Is this her?  No… how about this lady….   No?…  She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen:   For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]

Why did a 77 year old grandmother in Tacoma Washington wake up to  three burglars in her house…  and it was caught on camera…. One of the men had a crowbar…   and when she woke up, walked out and hollered… “get the hell outta here”….  the men broke and ran… only getting away with […]

Why did a Singapore Airlines 747 headed for Kuala Lumpur have 2000 goats on board…. why did the fire alarm system go off…..  and cause the jet to make an emergency landing… No fire or smoke was found…  but there was a whole lotta methane gas…  passed from those goats For more information on the […]

Why is there a Chemical engineer who has not taken a shower since around 2003… he sprays himself with amonia oxidizing bacteria to keep himself smelling fresh….  he got the idea from seeing a horse rolling in dir For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Man Has NOT Taken Shower In […]

Why are two residents  in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders…  their supplier is the federal government….  They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978.  President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992   For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why is the young lady who won the biggest lottery jackpot in North Carolina history wasting millions on her fiance’s drug charges….  the man , known as Hot Sauce…. was put back in jail for the third time in a year on Monday She has already spent 9 million on bail from the first 2 […]

Why did police in New Hampshire…  go on Facebook to advertise that they had found someone’s summer horticulture project… and if the grower was upset and wanted to tell police about it they would love to hear from you….  They left a business card in the spot where they found your weed For more information […]

  For more information on the Funk Dats, click the links below Missing King Cobra… Found Workers Pay Deducted For Long Bathroom Breaks Family Members Don’t Believe Man Jumped From Building Lady In McDonald’s Appears Sleep…..  Dead Mother Told To Breast Feed In Animal Releif Area Florida Man Spits Out 7 Bags Of Cocaine Car […]