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Why did a personal injury lawyer from… Florida…. who went after drunk drivers… get arrested for DUI while speeding in his Lamgourghini…. On the firm’s website they say…. “We aggressively pursue cases against irresponsible drunk drivers For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Killed On Mother’s Day In Front […]
Why did a man from … Florida… try to steal a baby python by stuffing it in his pants… the store employees stopped him at the store.. and zip tied him until police arrived… they had seen the same man stealing snakes before from store security footage…. he has reportedly stolen a thousand dollars in […]
Why did a man in Paris sue his former employer claiming that after he lost a contract for the company, they stripped his responsibilities caused him to get bored and depressed over a 4 year period…. He is suing for $170 thousand dollars in damages For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]
Why did an artist in Boston build what he calls the smallest house in the world? It’s about 25 square feet… not tall enough to stand up…. can fit inside the back of a van… and has a toilet hole with Kitty Litter For more information on the funk Dats, click on each link below […]
Why is a woman leading a class action lawsuit against Starbucks for putting too much ice in their iced coffee For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Teen Mistakenly Shoots Himself Man Rushes Into Ladies Room Starbucks Being Sued Over Ice “Love” Dolls That Look Real Building’s Wall Falls Off […]
Why did a 21 year old Construction Worker in Australia… use a portable toilet… and get bitten on his appendage by a poisonous red back spider…. paramedics were called to the scene but the man said… Funk Dat he had gotten to the hospital on his own For more information on the Funk Dats, […]
Why was a Chinese Police officer in San Francisco resigned… after racist text messages were found on his phone… he he talked about Blacks, Hispanics, Indians, Gay officers and minority and low income residents For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Islamic Couple Killed At Home: Killer Left Note 12 […]
Why did a man in Oregon who owns a pet store… get arrested for using store funds and money from a donation jar to pay a hooker and he tipped the woman with an animal called a bush baby For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Arrested For DUI […]
I’ve heard of “Blue Flu” but why did an entire police force in Green Mountain Falls Colorado resign… The town with a population of around a thousand people has a new mayor that the police don’t like For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Entire Police Force Quits Florida Man […]
Why is a company in England planning a restaurant where patrons can dine in the nude…. It already has a waiting list more than 13 thousand patrons long…. and visitors will be asked to store their cell phones For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Asian Students Jump Teacher Chinese […]
Why did a man from Oklahoma get arrested for stealing meats from an Arbys… The man said he is from the future… an apocalyptic future…. I guess Roast beef, chicken and bacon are scarce in the days of the terminator For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 5000 Students Get […]
Why do I have a video Camera that streams video from my house to my phone… now there is a company that has a mattress that sends notifications to your phone when your mattress is being used…. the Smarttress has a Lover Detection System… It was developed in Spain where there is a high […]
