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Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station?  The doll had been beheaded!   They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]

Why was a man in Norway just trying to help a friend when he got punished for his good deed?  Why did the friend’s cell phone get dropped in a portable toilet and the man leaped inside to retrieve it.  He was slim enough to go in but not slim enough to come out.  He […]

Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers?  Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]

Why are self driving taxis now available for consumer use in Singapore?  Engineers will ride along during the trial phase.  The vehicles are only available in a 3.7 mile area of Singapore For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Muslims Removed From Flight Accused Of Ties With ISIS Woman Cuts […]

Why did a dog in a town in Minnesota win his third term as Mayor?  The dog named Duke has one of the highest approval rates in the country Fro more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below The Return Of FreakNik Krystal Worker Loses It Man Eats Knives Dog Wins Third […]

Why was a man in Ohio arrested for trying to have relations with a van that was parked on the street? The man who was intoxicated and was swinging on a stop sign, was seen with his man part in the grill of the van For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why was a man working at a Walmart in Ohio about to take shopping carts back into the store from the parking lot when he was attacked by a pet monkey that escaped from its owner?  A shopper caught the scene on video.  A woman ran up to the employee and the monkey yelling Let […]

Why did a 30 year old man from … Florida.. break into a school and steal an employee’s car?  Then during his bond hearing he decided to twerk in court! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Children Hides Them Under Neighbor’s House Good Samaritan Has To Pay […]

Why did a man in Oregon walking his dog when he discovered a Port-o-Pot?  That’s a port-o-potty filled with pot.  Large marijuana plants.  Police aren’t sure if the plants were about to be transported, or were being stashed for pick up For more information on the Funbk Dats, click on each link below Boy Tickling […]

Why is there a video of a woman steering her car with her feet while she is using both hands on her phone? The occupants of the car next to her said they were in her vicinity for about 20 minutes.  They honked and yelled at the woman who smirked and went right back to […]

Why is there a woman getting roasted on Social Media after she put up a Go Fund Me page?  Why did she ask people to contribute to a 40 thousand dollar need to help her husband pay his child support debt so he could get a passport and travel to Dubai for work….  Huh For […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Couple Passes Away Minutes Apart Clock Stops Largest Sex Toy (NSFW) Vibrators To Hatch Pokemon Eggs… NOT! Text Neck WiFi Password Held Hostage Until Chores Are Done Hooker Steals From 90 Year Old Man Calls Police