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Why did a Maryland police officer go undercover as a Burger King Employee?  Why did the officer apply to deal with a complaint of drugs being sold by restaurant employees?  The officer made several purchases of marijuana from two employees in the parking lot of the restaurant For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a man in Barrow county stab a friend then get beaten to death in a dispute over a stolen horse on his birthday For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Stabs Friend Gets Beaten To Death On Birthday Dead Baby At NASA Woman Totals Car When Spider […]

Why did a man in Pennsylvania who was a suspected drug dealer drop his phone while he was running from the police?  He went on Facebook and told all his people not to call him because of that incident?  Police said “Thank You”  and arrested him on multiple charges For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a woman in New Jersey eat a Popeye’s chicken and make a disturbing discovery? Why did she find what she claims to be a rat head in her meal For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Nude Man Breaks Into Home Bites Woman and Dies Unarmed Black Man […]

Why did a Canadian teacher get into trouble for her language?  The high school English Teacher allegedly told a student… “Why don’t you lick me where I Fart?  And it’s not the first time. She said something out of the way in 2015 and was suspended for a day without pay. She has also admitted […]

Why did a college student have a protest with a Huge black vibrator in her hand and say She was upset that those were not allowed on campus but guns are allowed.  She pointed out that sexual assault cases have increased with the presence of guns on campus For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why did a train conductor in Spain clock out in the middle of a trip because his shift was over?  He repeatedly told headquarters that he would have to go into overtime but he got no response. He said he didn’t want to risk having an accident so he stopped the train and left 109 […]

Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish?  I’m gonna say that again slowly…   A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head.  Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]

Why did a 24 year old high school teacher admit that she fell in love with a 17 year old student after he started leaving her love notes on post it stickers.  She started sending sexy selfies and they had a 6 month relationship where she had relations with him in her car everyday until […]

Why was a 19 year old woman in .. Florida… arrested when a security camera caught her setting a car on fire?  She burned the Honda Accord from the trunk and can be seen fanning the flames.  She thought it belonged to her Ex-Boyfriend….  But she had the wrong car. For more information on the […]

Why did police in Connecticut find 600 marijuana plants at a daycare? State inspectors were called because the house was in poor condition.   Police were denied access to the home daycare with a tall wooden fence so they got a warrant and found the plants that were 6 to 10 feet tall and worth […]

Why did a printing mistake look awkward?  Why did an RSVP for a wedding as for the attendee’s choice of entree’.  You could get beef, pork or a child 12 and under Black Female Sailor Discharged For Hairstyle Child Placed On Wrong Flight By Airline Library Uses Sonic Device To Repel Teens Printing Error Offers […]