Strawberry Letter: She Cant Keep Her Hands To Herself..Even in church

Subject: She can’t keep her hands to herself… even in church!

I have dilemma. I am passionately in love with my future wife. I love her because she loves holding my hands and kissing me in public. She is the woman I had been praying for, but there was a problem. She was not a Christian. I asked her to go to church. She was open to it so we went, and have been going for the past several months, and she seems to enjoy it. The problem is, while we are in church, she likes to feel me. I ain’t gonna lie. It’s sexy, but not appropriate. One time during alter call I was praying and she caught the “booty grab spirit.” I looked at her and she winked while chewing on her gum in a sexual way. The next week. I was talking to a deacon and his wife about something. My girl runs up behind me and wraps me up from behind. That was cool, but then she stuck her hands in my pockets. The deacon was wondering why I kept jerking around while I was talking to him and his wife. One Sunday, I introduced her to the Pastor, as I was going to ask him to officiate our wedding. As we walked away, she slapped me on the butt  right in front of him and everyone around us. I was embarrassed (and turned on) but my pastor called me later and wanted to talk to me. I haven’t called him yet, because I’m scared of what he will say. I tried to tell her to chill, but she says she can’t help herself. Now I’m going to marry this girl anyway, but how can I tell her to stop feeling me  in church without hurting her feelings. She is sweet, and I love the affection, but like the good book says, there is a time for everything. And that ain’t it.

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