FUNK DAT: Couple Gets Arrested & “Gets Busy” In The Back Of The Police Car

 

 

Why did a Georgia man argue in court that he was a Sovereign citizen and could not be prosecuted for raping a 9 year old girl…

 

Funk Datt  He got 4 life sentences and no chance for parole……

 

http://www.ajc.com/ap/ap/georgia/ga-man-given-4-life-sentences-for-child-rape/nhfWz/http://www.ajc.com/ap/ap/georgia/ga-man-given-4-life-sentences-for-child-rape/nhfWz/

 

Why is a Noah’s Ark theme park in Kentucky refusing to hire anyone who doesn’t believe in the flood story in the bible….

Every new employee has to sign a faith statement which includes believing in creationism and the flood….

 

Funk Datt

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/noahs-ark-theme-park-refuses-4408119http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/noahs-ark-theme-park-refuses-4408119

 

 

Why is Halloween starting early….  and why is “Planet of the Apes” playing out in Virginia… why is a man in a gorilla mask with a gun robbing 7-Eleven stores….

 

Funk Datt  The hunters are gonna come out and shut down that monkey business…

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/08/gorilla-mask-robber_n_5953040.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/08/gorilla-mask-robber_n_5953040.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

 

Why did a man in New Mexico sue the king of the burgers… after a manager attacked him for complaining about cold onion rings…

 

Funk Datt    Cold Onion Rings are terrible…..

 

http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Suit-Cold-Burger-King-onion-rings-sparked-attack-5811633.phphttp://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Suit-Cold-Burger-King-onion-rings-sparked-attack-5811633.php

 

 

Our producer Jody Bankz will like this… Why is the world’s most expensive burger in England…  It only costs 1768 dollars and contains Japanese beef… saffron from Iran and Beluga caviar….

 

Funk Datt  What about Cheddar cheese and ranch dressing?

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/08/worlds-most-expensive-burger-1768_n_5951670.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/08/worlds-most-expensive-burger-1768_n_5951670.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

Why did a couple in Wisconsin…. who just got arrested….  decide to “Get Busy” in the back of a police car…..They heard a siren going off inside the vehicle and saw the woman’s feet touching the ceiling…. They been drinking… they been drinking…..

 

Funk Datt    Baby we already got handcuffs on…. (we already been arrested) Let’s Get It…

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couple-had-sex-in-police-car-098731http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couple-had-sex-in-police-car-098731

 

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