FUNK DAT: Man Hides Crack Cocaine In His Dentures

Why did a study reveal that… getting ready for National Taco Day this Saturday…. people would love to have Tacos with Betty White and maybe President Obama…. but Not Kanye West…… Fewer than 1 per cent said they would like to dine with the rap and fashion icon…

Funk Datt What… I like Tacos… I’m sure Yeezy does too…

http://buzz.blog.ajc.com/2014/09/30/no-tacos-with-kanye-study-finds/http://buzz.blog.ajc.com/2014/09/30/no-tacos-with-kanye-study-finds/

….so while we’re talking Mexican Flavor…. why did a Chipotle restaurant have high chairs and a kid’s menu but NO changing table…. so a mom changed the diaper on the dinner table… employees told the family they would have to leave if they did that again… it happened in the midwest and they say it was too cold to go out to the car…

Funk Dat I probably won’t have what’s on their table…. I’ll stick with the Tacos…..

http://consumerist.com/2014/09/29/chipotle-lacks-diaper-changing-table-mom-changes-toddler-on-the-dining-table-instead/http://consumerist.com/2014/09/29/chipotle-lacks-diaper-changing-table-mom-changes-toddler-on-the-dining-table-instead/

Why did a 64 year old man hide his Crack Cocaine in his dentures….  he was walking down the street with a crack pipe sticking out of a brown bag….  police asked him to spit out his dentures…. and there was the rock….

Funk Datt  I wonder which was whiter the dentures or the rock…..

http://bossip.com/1040697/old-clucker-popped-with-rocks-crack-in-his-dentures-video/http://bossip.com/1040697/old-clucker-popped-with-rocks-crack-in-his-dentures-video/

Why did a man in …Florida….  call 911 because some really big flies invaded his home…….

Funk Datt     What…. did he want SWAT to open fire?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/outrageous-911-flies-norm-clausen_n_5915526.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-newshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/outrageous-911-flies-norm-clausen_n_5915526.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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