Why did a Veterinary hospital in Savannah Ga put an interesting sign in front of the office?  Why did the sign say” We’re no Tom Brady, but we do deflate balls” For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Mauled By Tigers At Chinese Zoo FED-EX Employee Extinguishes Burning Flags […]

Why were customers at a Walmart in … Florida… trying to get some water before Hurricane Matthew?   When a fight broke out over that last case of water For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Lets 12 Year Old Son Drive With Other Children In Car Man Accidentally […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties….    so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

Why did a man in Oregon order a teriyaki chicken sandwich from Subway and find a surprise…. the man turned and got his drink and the employees appeared shocked…  There was a dead mouse in the sandwich….  he was apparently in the container used for storing the spinach…. Funk Dat   Chicken Teriyaki…. not chicken, […]