Why did a mother in …Florida… hire a stripper for her son’s birthday party…  Her son is 8 years old….   Someone took a video where you see the woman wearing a pink bra and panties grinding against the boy’s face while he spank’s her and tosses her money For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a Scottish man who has been fitted with a bionic man part… No longer a virgin…   An escort reached out to the man who’s appendage was severed when he was a child…. he had his part rebuilt and she wanted to be his first…   now at the age of 44 he […]

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Why is there a video of a woman from Germany who has had breast implants complete with a valve under her arm that will allow her to pump up her bustline with a syringe full of saline…  without additional surgery….   she also spent a total of 50 thousand euros on her basketballs and other body parts. For more […]

Why was a 29 year old Chinese tourist caught on video in Thialand at an animal park…. goin in to kiss a reticulated python when the snake (audio) locked in on the woman’s nose and wouldn’t let go For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Turkey On A Plane In A […]

Why did a military wife in California confront a 19 year old Starbucks employee at the drive thru and accuse the employee of making a copy of her credit card and spending $200 For more on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Passenger Plane Door Left Open During Flight Florida Man Vandalizes Mosque […]

Why was a mother and her 4 year old daughter in England at a McRestaurant… when the little girl found herself to be the butt of somebody’s prank…. the child was glued to the toilet seat For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 4 Year Old Girl Glued To Seat […]

Why is there a great gift for the outdoorsman in your family… Amazon and Ebay are now selling Cow Poop… or Cow Dung Patties… Online!!!!  The S__t Cakes are selling like Hotcakes in India…. they are great for starting and fueling fires For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Trucker […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Why did a DeKalb county restaurant have a huge rat problem….   why did a police officer take video of the rats at a Church’s chicken… the rodents triggered the alarm 17 times in 30 days at that restaurant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Accused Of Killing […]

Why were there deliveries of all kinds around the holiday weekend…    and why did a family in Arlington Texas… move into a new home and get a delivery Wednesday of a package containing about 7 pounds of weed…. the postal service took it back For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]