Why did a man in Oregon break into a home strip down and get bucked nekked…. and climb into the bed with couple living there….. he was holding a knife when he sat on top of the man and kissed the man….. The man pulled out a gun…. the intruder ran and 3 shots were […]
Why did the mother of a murdered 23 year old son in Puerto Rico hire a company to prop his body up and stage a game of dominoes…. for his wake… Family and friends took turns playing one last game with the man…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on the links below […]
Why is a man from the UK… named Pricasso… he paints with his man part…. he paint’s portraits and more…. and he ‘s pretty good. He really has some outstanding talent…. Funk Dat Better not dip that brush in paint thinner….. Listen To Funk Dat: For Details On Today’s Funk Dat Stories […]
Why did diners in Japan sit down to a raw fish dinner…. when the half eaten fish came back to life… his fin started to shake…. then he jumped off the plate….. It was caught on cell phone video… Funk Dat At least you know the part you ate was fresh…. Listen to Funk […]
Why did police in New Hampshire… go on Facebook to advertise that they had found someone’s summer horticulture project… and if the grower was upset and wanted to tell police about it they would love to hear from you…. They left a business card in the spot where they found your weed For more information […]
Why did a man in Oregon order a teriyaki chicken sandwich from Subway and find a surprise…. the man turned and got his drink and the employees appeared shocked… There was a dead mouse in the sandwich…. he was apparently in the container used for storing the spinach…. Funk Dat Chicken Teriyaki…. not chicken, […]
Why did a Compton rapper named Teriq Royal get shot with a fragment from an AK47…. pull out his smart phone and make a video selfie that he posted on social media…. he said “I guess I’m a rap n—a now…..” Funk Dat Listen To Funk Dat: For Details On Funk Dat […]
Why did a man from…. South Carolina…. (you thought we were gonna say Florida) why did he call 911 because he girlfriend wouldn’t give him any lovin…. When officers arrived… the man said he had been drinking all day and was looking forward to getting some of that cookie…. she said no because her grandchild […]
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Why is there a video from Memphis where several heavily armed officers serve a warrant… they arrest their man with out incident but one officer is seen holding a rifle on a pregnant woman, her fiance and another man… Funk Dat Have your gun, have your hands on your gun…. but there is no need […]
