Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89,  Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why was a woman in….  Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years   For more information on the […]

Why did a man in Utah find a little hidden gift in his Arizona Tea drink can…   His girlfriend bought the tea at a Walmart… he tried to open the can normally… when that didn’t work he cut the top and found a cement jar with 3 ounces of weed inside For more information […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why is there a Vietnamese – Austrailian Man who had his Facebook account shut down several times because people thought he was using a fake and offensive name…  So he posted an image of his passport online…. His name is Fook da Bick…  but it is spelled… P-h-u-c   D-a-t   B-i-c-h GUN TV Will […]

Why did a Pennsylvania woman get arrested for DUI crashes twice in the same day…. in the same car…..  the second wreck destroyed a shed and a pickup truck     For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below   Shots Fired Outside Funeral Of Gun Violence Victim Man Requests 6 […]

Why did a woman in … Florida… try to get a delivery…. she called saying that she wasn’t able to drive… she would laugh and cry hysterically while she asked for chicken wings and cigarettes…. Oh the number she called for the delivery…. was 911 For more on the Funk Dats, click each link below […]

Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body….  Is this her?  No… how about this lady….   No?…  She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen:   For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]

Why did a 77 year old grandmother in Tacoma Washington wake up to  three burglars in her house…  and it was caught on camera…. One of the men had a crowbar…   and when she woke up, walked out and hollered… “get the hell outta here”….  the men broke and ran… only getting away with […]

Why did a man in Texas stab his roommate because of a fight over the last chicken drumstick….   and the roommate died For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Fight Over Chicken Turns Deadly Tattooed Black Man Charged In Black Church Fires Oklahoma Mayor’s Husband KKK Prank? Needles In Twix […]