Why did a woman in Venezuela struggle to carry a large pink suitcase away from prison?  Because her boyfriend who was serving a 9 year sentence for robbery was scrunched up inside!  The woman came to visit the man and had a tougher time leaving with the suitcase than when she arrived For more information […]

Why was a man in Ohio arrested for trying to have relations with a van that was parked on the street? The man who was intoxicated and was swinging on a stop sign, was seen with his man part in the grill of the van For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did the border patrol seize almost 2500 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside fake carrots that were tossed in with real ones…. The carrots were shipped in from Mexico For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below GA Legislators Try Again To Split Fulton Into 2 Counties Company Makes Life Sized […]

Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a man in Pittsburgh get arrested for shooting and killing the mother of his child… The woman had 8 children…  The man reportedly asked her to reimburse him for diapers and baby wipes because that money was for weed…. FUNK DAT!!!! Listen:   For Information On Today’s Funk Dat Stories: Wrestling Coach Fakes […]

Why is a man from the UK…  named Pricasso…  he paints with his man part….  he paint’s portraits and more…. and he ‘s pretty good.  He really has some outstanding talent…. Funk Dat   Better not dip that brush in paint thinner….. Listen To Funk Dat:     For Details On Today’s Funk Dat Stories […]