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Why did customers get a hook up at a fast food Burger Restaurant in New Hampshire?  When customers came in to order “French Fries, Extra Crispy” That was a code for weed!  They would put the weed in a coffee cup separate from the order! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did a woman in … Florida…  beat up her pregnant sister because the woman would not return a piece of weave?  One sister had given the weave to the other for Christmas and the pregnant woman had the weave in her head on her way to work.  The 24 year old pregnant sister refused […]

Why did an advertisement on Craigslist in Boston offer plastic bags for sale?  The bags ranged in price from $20 to $90 and contained free marijuana with the purchase of every bag For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Twins Born In Different Years Buy This Plastic Bag Get Weed […]

Why did Apollo from the Real Housewives give his fiancee an engagement ring?  Why was the ring made from a prison paper towel?  It showed up in an Instragram post a few days after he filed for divorce from Phaedra Parks For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Apollo Nida […]

Why is Domino’s pizza in Japan trying out a new delivery method?  Why are they trying out reindeer with warmers on their backs to deliver your pizza For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Make America Great Again Ornaments Army Vet From Chili’s Moves After Death Threats Whole Barber Shop […]

Why has a man from … Florida… earned the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of its kind.  Why did the man amass 1277 pieces of fossilized poop?  The largest piece in his collection is a little over 4 pounds.  That piece nicknamed “Precious” is millions of years old and was made by a […]

Why is there a man in … Florida… who has half a head and the nickname Halfy?  His head was affected when he had an accident while on drugs.  Why was he arrested for setting his own bed on fire For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills 8 […]

Why was a man in Washington State mad because he was kicked off the bus  for an odor?  The man was banned for 6 months because he wreaked of marijuana.  He got at least 4 warnings that his odor was a violation of acceptable passenger protocol.  He stunk so bad one time that the driver choked For more […]

Why did a man in Oregon walking his dog when he discovered a Port-o-Pot?  That’s a port-o-potty filled with pot.  Large marijuana plants.  Police aren’t sure if the plants were about to be transported, or were being stashed for pick up For more information on the Funbk Dats, click on each link below Boy Tickling […]

Here’s a number for today.  71-17.  Why did a 71 year old grandmother meet a 17 year old young man from Tennessee at her son’s funeral?  Why did they get married three weeks later.  The grandmother… Uh, I’m sorry, the wife says, “I knew straight away he was the one!” He is three years younger […]

Why is there a documentary from Britain that shows men living life as puppies? It’s called “The Secret Lives Of The Human Pups”.  They dress like puppies, play with chew toys, eat out of bowls and walk on all fours with a leash. Most of the participants are gay males who have a thing for […]