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Why is there a picture posted to twitter of a teen with the caption. “When It’s your turn to do the dishes and all the bowls in the house are dirty except this one”  It shows her looking like she is eating Ramen noodles from a toilet bowl For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why did a teen from Ohio post a picture of how his mother took drastic steps to keep the living room clean?  Mom put up tape and a sign that said “This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially closed until Thanksgiving For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why did a pair of Chinese tourist go to a Japanese hotel and steal a toilet seat?  A travel agency contacted the Chinese tourists after their stay and asked about the missing seat. They sent the seat back with and apology and and explanation that they didn’t realize the toilet seat belonged to the hotel […]

Why were customers at a Walmart in … Florida… trying to get some water before Hurricane Matthew?   When a fight broke out over that last case of water For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Lets 12 Year Old Son Drive With Other Children In Car Man Accidentally […]

Why did a Canadian teacher get into trouble for her language?  The high school English Teacher allegedly told a student… “Why don’t you lick me where I Fart?  And it’s not the first time. She said something out of the way in 2015 and was suspended for a day without pay. She has also admitted […]

Why was a man in Norway just trying to help a friend when he got punished for his good deed?  Why did the friend’s cell phone get dropped in a portable toilet and the man leaped inside to retrieve it.  He was slim enough to go in but not slim enough to come out.  He […]

Why did a Python in Thailand come up through the toilet bowl and bite a man’s appendage…. and he wouldn’t let go. The man wanted to save his part so he called out to his wife and told her to bring a rope. He tied the rope to the head of the snake and tied […]

Why has someone invented the Jerk Shirt… The shirt has a prosthetic arm that comes in a variety of skin tones so people can’t tell that you are masturbating For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Gun That Killed Trayvon Supposedly Got Bids Up To $65 Million Man Uses Stand […]

Why did a 21 year old Construction Worker in Australia… use a portable toilet… and get bitten on his appendage by a poisonous red back spider…. paramedics were called to the scene but the man said… Funk Dat   he had gotten to the hospital on his own For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

Why have many of us been here…. why did a man in … Florida…. get pulled over for going 75 in a 55 mile per hour zone….    the man said he was rushing home to use the bathroom…. the officer said he smelled unburned marijuana in the car…. he was told to get out […]

Why was a woman in….  Florida…. diagnosed with Lupus, Arthritis and Thyroid problems…. It was later found that the real issue was her 1998 breast implants that were in silicone shells that were covered in mold…. That doctor recommends that women get implants replaced every 8 to 15 years   For more information on the […]

Why did a man from Iowa try to avoid a drunk driving charge by eating toilet paper before he took the breathalyzer test….   he was wearing a Halloween costume too…   a trench coat and a piece of cloth that looked like an appendage For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]