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Why did a man in Michigan get a ticket for leaving his car running in his own driveway?  He started his car t let it warm and 7 or 8 minutes later he noticed a ticket for $128. His citation was for leaving a motor vehicle unattended For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a printing mistake look awkward?  Why did an RSVP for a wedding as for the attendee’s choice of entree’.  You could get beef, pork or a child 12 and under Black Female Sailor Discharged For Hairstyle Child Placed On Wrong Flight By Airline Library Uses Sonic Device To Repel Teens Printing Error Offers […]

Why did a mother of two say that her hobby is having plastic surgery done on herself.  She says she wants to look like a cartoon character For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below $5 Shoplifting Mentally Ill Man Died In Jail  Texas Woman Raped By Police Offered Taco Mother […]

Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]

Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C.    Why is a man creating a new business model…   he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a DeKalb county restaurant have a huge rat problem….   why did a police officer take video of the rats at a Church’s chicken… the rodents triggered the alarm 17 times in 30 days at that restaurant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Accused Of Killing […]

There are a lot of dads who don’t like their daughter’s boyfriend’….  but why did a 5th grade teacher in Alabama shoot an 18 year old in the chest for dating his daughter… the daughter’s age was not released…  the victim turned 18 on the day of his shooting       For more information […]

Why did a man in Washington State attempt to cheat the carpool lane….  with a Zombie Baby Doll in the seat….  It didn’t fool the cops… it got him a fine of $136 dollars…   TSA Makes 90 Year Old Lady Strip Waist Up EMT Tries Saves 7 Year Old Girl Gets Suspended Hacker Group […]

Why is the young lady who won the biggest lottery jackpot in North Carolina history wasting millions on her fiance’s drug charges….  the man , known as Hot Sauce…. was put back in jail for the third time in a year on Monday She has already spent 9 million on bail from the first 2 […]