We have got to go to …Florida… at least once today. Why did a Home Depot Worker on a smoke break get bitten and scratched by a pet spider monkey that escaped from a shopper’s car For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Snake Bites Man After Being Decapitated Black […]
Why was an 18 year old man in Memphis shot and killed after an argument with his 34 year old half brother over a small amount of money and a honey bun For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Teen Kills Two Men While Learning To Drive Man Killed Over Money And […]
Why did IHOP suggest in a tweet that they might change their name? They said the “P” for Pancakes might change to a “B” (What’s it gonna stand for? ) I don’t know. (Bacon-Biscuits-Bagels) We don’t know yet but they say the announcement comes next week For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]
Why was a bear… Yes A Black Bear!… been spotted outside a jail and a MARTA bus station in College Park? The Bear can be seen in a video posted by the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below No Evidence That Sex With Robots Is Healthy […]
Why is there a video on …World Star… of a man making a video of himself washing his hair in Camel Pee? Why did he stick his head under the camel while it is doing its business For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Scammers Manipulate Walmart Cashiers $7800 Officer […]
Let’s go to the new …Florida… also known as …China… Why was a woman pulled over for driving a bumper car on a city street? Police stopped the 50 year old woman and seized her pink bumper car. She can been seen in a video with full sized vehicles flying past her For more information […]
Just One MORE!! Why did a college basketball coach have to prove that her Bi-Racial son WAS her son before going on a flight in California? They have different last names but she showed the agent the child’s passport! The agent wanted to also see the child’s birth certificate! The coach thinks the different last name might […]
Why did a man in Cobb County have snacks for sale? They looked like Cheetos, gummy bears and goldfish? He was outside a strip mall. All of the snacks were laced with marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Munchies To Give You Munchies Drunk And Passed Out […]
You know back in the day your cereal box might have a surprise inside. But why did a man in England see a snake slithering out of his cereal box and then it went into the dishwasher For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Florida Deputy Accused With Stealing While In Uniform […]
Why did a man in Ohio call 911 and tell police that he was being stalked by a pig? Police thought he was drunk at first but the man was sober! He was being followed by a pig as he walked home from the train station after 5 in the morning. An officer showed up […]
Why did a black man get pulled over in Kansas and go live on Facebook? Why did the officer originally say the driver failed to signal in time? Then he sees some vegetation on the door window of the car For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Korean Business Owner Slaps Employee […]
Why is there a video on …World Star… of a drunk man laying on the bottom row of cereal boxes? He apparently tries to conceal himself by putting a box in front of his face! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Bebe Kids On Elementary School Bus 13 Year […]
