Oh I’ve one from…Florida… why did one of seven candidates for Mayor of Key West participate in a debate and answer a call during his introduction?  Why did he say “Hello… What?  God?”  The man has always said he is running because God Told him to For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]

Why did a man go to a Planet Fitness in New Hampshire and get arrested?  Why did the man work out on a yoga mat….Bucked Nekked!!!!  He told police he thought it was a judgement free zone For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Athens 10 Year Old Restrained By […]

Why did a man in Memphis go on a date with a woman and steal her car? He had someone drop him off at the woman’s house and he asked her to drive. They stopped at a gas station and he asked her to get him a cigar.  He drove off in her car… then […]

Why did a shopper in Connecticut say she found a black widow spider in some grapes that she had purchased from a store?  You know Black Widow’s are venomous For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Gives Birth In Chick-Fil-A Bathroom Pregnant Woman Goes Behind Counter And Starts Making […]

Why is there another video on …World Star… of two women who buy hamburger meat, open it and eat it…. RAW For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Men Arrested In Slip & Fall Ring Elderly Couple Arrested For Raping Children & Sex Crimes Woman Takes Her 2 Year Old […]

Why did a man in Virginia call police because a black player in a game of pick up basketball fouled him too hard For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Black Bicyclist Hit With Bottle While Riding Man Calls Police Because He Was Fouled Too Hard 10 Students Wrongfully Detained […]

Why was a man from …Florida…. saying he wasn’t drinking and driving?  He told an an officer that he only opened his bottle of Jim Beam at traffic lights and stop signs! Not while he was driving For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Kills Her Father After She […]

Why is a burglar in Texas being sought after he was seen on security video breaking into a business?  Why did he partially conceal his face from the camera with a pair of underwear For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Pregnant Woman Beaten & Pepper Sprayed At Jail Man Asked […]

Why did a homeless man who has no arms in …Florida… get kicked in the head by a tourist from Chicago?  The victim of the kicking is known for painting on South Beach.  Why did he defend himself by grabbing a pair of scissors with his feet and he stabbed the Tourist in the arm […]

Why is there a video on …World Star… of a nightclub with a urinal in a mural?  The bathroom picture of President 45 includes the urinal where his mouth would be For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Georgia Gubernatorial Candidate Implies Voters Don’t Care About Issues Police Called On […]

Why did a man in Connecticut ask himself… Self did i play my numbers?  He didn’t remember so said… Funk Dat ….he went a head and bought a ticket.  It turns out he had already bought one with the same numbers so instead of winning $100,000 he won $200,000 For more information on the Funk […]

Why was a woman in South Africa involved in a car crash and declared dead by paramedics?  Why was she discovered to be breathing at the morgue For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills Son For Planning To Put Her In Assisted Living Mother Shoots Would Be Kidnapper […]