The Ride

Why has the city of Myrtle Beach passed an ordinance that might become like a big swear jar?  Why could citizens be fined up to $500 or get up to 30 days in jail for lewd, obscene, profane language and fighting words For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Sheriff Arrests […]

Why was a 69 year old man in California arrested for possessing stolen merchandise?  Why did the man have 800 lbs of lemons that were literally ripped off trees from a nearby farm For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Donovanosis Flesh Eating STD Memphis Hospital Security Guard Abuses Corpse Wrestling Coach Runs […]

Why did a security guard in ….Florida… pass gas… He said it had a really nice sound.  So he recorded himself doing it again and sent it to a social media group?  He went on to call himself the fart authority and has dozens of videos on Instagram. Why was he just fired For more information on […]

Why did the Greene county, Georgia sheriff’s office release a picture of a naked man with a plastic bag over his head who was observed on camera taking a shower in someone’s back yard at 3 o’clock in the afternoon? The Sheriff’s office released the picture to see if anyone can identify him by his body For […]

Why did a man in South Carolina steal a red tail boa constrictor and stuff it in his pants?  The man acted suspiciously and hurried out of the pet store.  His picture was captured from store security video and he is being sought! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 3 […]

Why was a video from Canada showing a police officer pulling over Batman?  Why was a driver in a replica of the 1990s Batmobile…. and was wearing a full Batman Costume For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Golfer Bites Off Man’s Thumb Man Chasing Phone Has To Be Rescued […]

Why did an inventor of dumb motorized stuff create a couch with a set of handlebars and a motor?  He and two friends can be seen in a video riding down the street on a motorized couch For more information on the Funk Dats, clock on each link below Person Shot And Killed Over Parking Space […]

Why did a graphic on Fox News acknowledge the passing of Aretha Franklin. It had a large picture of her and a smaller picture of a woman performing.  The smaller picture was Patti Labelle For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Reports Pregnant Wife And Children Missing Then Confesses […]

Why did doctors in Great Britain perform surgery on a woman who had a swollen eyelid?  They thought swelling over the last 6 months was caused by a cyst but why did they discover a contact lens that the woman lost 28 years ago For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why are scientists in Canada developing the world’s first cannabis beer?  That right weed infused beer!  Weed becomes legal nationwide in Canada in October of this year but edibles don’t become legal until 2019. They are getting ready For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Officer Cracks Man’s Jaw Over Loud Music […]

Why is there a video on …World Star… of a dude who got tired of his friend taking his cigarettes.  So, he rigged one up with a firecracker inside For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Arrested For Choking Boyfriend’s Toddler School Cafeteria Workers Scam Nearly Half A Million […]

Why did a woman from Buffalo ask a man to use his restroom then she took a sword that he had out in the open and used it to rob the man.  She held him at sword-point then pushed him down and ran off with his wallet For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]