Why was an argument in … Florida…  very intense?  Why did a couple who were married for 4 years fight over drugs and their relationship?  She threw a wrench and hit him.  He grabbed a sword and did some damage to the house then dropped the sword. She picked it up and stuck him in […]

Why have some Oregon residents filed a petition to secede from the union?They want to form a new country and they have invited Washington State to join them For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Oregon Residents Want To Form A New Country Doctor Gets Sued For Drinking Before Delivering […]

Why did a man in … China… lose an ear in a car accident?  Why did doctors take cartilage from his body and implant it into his arm to grow a new ear on his arm?  They plan to transplant the new ear back to his head For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a teen from Ohio post a picture of how his mother took drastic steps to keep the living room clean?  Mom put up tape and a sign that said “This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially closed until Thanksgiving For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why is there a video on YouTube of a dog licking an extremely sour piece of candy?  The dog reacts like he is shocked and when he is asked if he wants another lick he clearly shakes his head to say NO!!! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Math […]

Why was there a snake on a plane?  A venomous green viper was a stowaway on a flight to Mexico City! The plane was given priority landing. and a video was caught on a phone For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Classic Car Wins Award And Rolls Into Water […]

Why did a 60 year old woman in the new Florida…. China…  showing off her impressive hair?  The woman has not cut her hair in 18 years.  It now measures 11 feet long For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Squirrel Attack At Senior Living Facility Teen Tells Dr. Phil […]

Why is Neiman Marcus selling Collard Greens?  I heard a comedian call the store needless markups, now I know why.  You can order enough collards with bacon bits to feed 10 people for only $66 plus 15 for shipping and you can compliment your meal with a designer baked bean medley for $80 For more […]

Why was a woman in Japan having laser surgery on her cervix when she passed gas?  The odor wasn’t the problem.  The gas ignited from the laser and caused a fire.  The woman’s waist, legs and body were burned For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Police Officer Saves Toddler […]

Why did the L.A. Lakers stay at a haunted hotel in Oklahoma City?  And Why did Metta World Peace say ghosts touched him inappropriately For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Found In Closet Mother Injects Children With Sleep Juice Chinese Woman Sells Phones Buys House Metta World Peace […]

Why was a police officer accused of stealing?  Why did a Veteran Denver Police officer get recorded by his own body camera as he stole $1200 from a suspect during a shooting investigation?  The officer said the money must have fallen in my bag For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why are sheriff’s in …Florida.. warning people about candy?  Why did the Sheriff’s association put our a warning that marijuana laced candy could be in your child’s trick or treat bag? They are voicing their concern for people’s sharing of edible marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Porno […]