Why did Apollo from the Real Housewives give his fiancee an engagement ring?  Why was the ring made from a prison paper towel?  It showed up in an Instragram post a few days after he filed for divorce from Phaedra Parks For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Apollo Nida […]

Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays?  It’s a rock.  No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars.  Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]

Why did an employee at a Wal-Mart take her own Christmas Bonus?  Why did the 22 year old in Augusta GA get arrested for stealing $2220 from the cash register For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Fake News Story Causes Man To Fire Assault Rifle Fake UPS Delivery Ends […]

Why did comedian Katt Williams get an unusual plea deal?  Why is Katt Williams now banned from 2 Georgia Counties.  Why did Hall and Dawson counties say For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Breaks Into Neighbor’s House To Steal WiFi Password 12 Days Of Christmas Cost Santa’s House […]

Why did a body builder in Greece come in second place in a body building competition?  And why did he get upset and smack one of the judges so hard that he knocked him down For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Teacher Breaks Jaw Of 7 Year Old Student […]

Why did a woman find an artist on Tumbler who was willing to make a unique piece of art for her?  Why did the woman send her amputated toe to the artist to make a pendant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Steals Gold From Armored Truck High […]

Well it’s that time of year again, where thieves go shopping for your packages.  Why did a man in Las Vegas hear about numerous packages in his neighborhood getting stolen?  Why did he leave a bait package filled with what he called reprocessed dog chow, also known as dog poop For more information on the […]

Why is Domino’s pizza in Japan trying out a new delivery method?  Why are they trying out reindeer with warmers on their backs to deliver your pizza For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Make America Great Again Ornaments Army Vet From Chili’s Moves After Death Threats Whole Barber Shop […]

Why did an Alderman in Chicago criticize aggressive squirrels eating through city garbage cans.  Why was the alderman on his bicycle when a squirrel jumped in like a Kamikaze and got caught in the spokes of his front wheel causing him to flip over.  The alderman says maybe the squirrels want some payback for the […]

Why did a a Mall Santa in … Florida…. tell a 10 year old girl that only one person was on his naughty list? He said Hillary Clinton then he started laughing.  The girls mother posted it and complained to mall management.  The Santa was removed and placed into HR counseling.  We don’t know if […]

Why is a man in Brunswick Ga saying he doesn’t know the winner of the presidential election.  And he doesn’t want to know. Funk Dat   He was invited to an election night party and decided the whole thing was too stressful For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Boy […]

Why did a woman in New York find the leg of a dead rat sewn into the hem of a garment.  She said she started noticing a strong odor but couldn’t get away from it.  Finally she saw what she thought was a string rubbing against her but it was the leg of a rodent […]