Why did a woman from London get temporarily banned from Instagram because the Easter cake she baked was confused for a woman’s breast… Instagram flagged the picture as being sexually suggestive or containing nudity… The cake is not even one of those that is in the shape of a body part For more information on […]
Why did a United Airlines flight attendant deploy the plane’s emergency slide after it landed in Houston… the inflatable slide opened up… and she slid down on a joyride…. She has been removed from flight duties For more information on the Funk Dats, click on eck link below Flight Attendant Deploys Emergency Slide For Joy […]
Well on the other side… Why did a new museum open last week in Great Brittan at the Wright Zoo…. The National Poo Museum allows visitors to study and view the excrement of more than 20 different animals… there is even some fossilized poo that dates back 140 million years! For more information on the […]
Why did a couple in Connecticut get arrested at a buffet after a dispute over crab legs… a 45 year old man and his wife… got into a scuffle with a 21 year old man…. punched the 21 year old in the face and knocked out a tooth…. the 21 year old’s mother pepper sprayed the […]
Why did a mother in …Florida… hire a stripper for her son’s birthday party… Her son is 8 years old…. Someone took a video where you see the woman wearing a pink bra and panties grinding against the boy’s face while he spank’s her and tosses her money For more information on the Funk […]
Why did a bicyclist in… Florida… who was making a delivery for Jimmy Johns… when he put his bike on his shoulder and jumped a moving train to get to the other side to complete his delivery For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below First Graders Plot To Kill Classmate […]
Why did an Easter Egg Hunt in Connecticut get out of control…. Why did the PEZ candy company do the event…. open to the public… in a field with 9000 Easter Eggs…. sectioned off for different age groups…. when the field was rushed by parents…. some children got trampled and were crying For more information […]
Why is there a tiny goldfish that was born with out a lower jaw bone… he can’t keep his mouth open… so, breathing and eating were difficult…. A Vet Crafted some fish braces…. to save his life For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Goldfish With Braces Beer Truck vs […]
Why did a Scottish man who has been fitted with a bionic man part… No longer a virgin… An escort reached out to the man who’s appendage was severed when he was a child…. he had his part rebuilt and she wanted to be his first… now at the age of 44 he […]
In our… Robots keep taking jobs department…. Why did Dominos in New Zealand announce plans to introduce a pizza deliver robot….. He will have separate compartments to keep pizza hot and drinks cold… and of course he’ll have sensors to avoid obstacles For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mom […]
This happened in the U.S. too… why did a woman in …. China…. mistake super glue for eye drops and glued her eyes shut… doctors said her contact lenses helped her avoid damage to her eyes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Mistakenly Glues Eyes Shut Light Saber […]
Why is it now OFFICIAL…. Why did the health minister of Sweden tell a man who was complaining about his neighbors having relations…. too loudly…. that their loud love making… was healthy for them…. the man was asking the minister to ban loud risque activities after 10 pm For more information on the Funk Dats, […]
