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Why did a a Mall Santa in … Florida…. tell a 10 year old girl that only one person was on his naughty list? He said Hillary Clinton then he started laughing.  The girls mother posted it and complained to mall management.  The Santa was removed and placed into HR counseling.  We don’t know if […]

For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Couple Passes Away Minutes Apart Clock Stops Largest Sex Toy (NSFW) Vibrators To Hatch Pokemon Eggs… NOT! Text Neck WiFi Password Held Hostage Until Chores Are Done Hooker Steals From 90 Year Old Man Calls Police

Why is Facebook so important?  Why did a couple from New York who were known to fight and argue everyday… arguing over a Facebook Password?  He threw tings at her and she ended up stabbing him in the chest with a sharp object.  The man ended up dying at the hospital For more information on […]

Why did a Scottish man who has been fitted with a bionic man part… No longer a virgin…   An escort reached out to the man who’s appendage was severed when he was a child…. he had his part rebuilt and she wanted to be his first…   now at the age of 44 he […]

Why was a goat caught eating flowers and plants in a Judge’s garden…   The Judge ordered that the goat and its owner be arrested….   The owner faces two years in prison if the Goat is found guilty For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Chick-Fil-A Bouquet For Valentine’s Day Facebook Happy Birthday Lawsuit […]

Why are two residents  in Florida getting weed for glaucoma and bone tumor disorders…  their supplier is the federal government….  They are enrolled in a federal program that has been in existence since 1978.  President George W. Bush stopped enrollment in 1992   For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below […]

Why did a man in Texas stab his roommate because of a fight over the last chicken drumstick….   and the roommate died For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Fight Over Chicken Turns Deadly Tattooed Black Man Charged In Black Church Fires Oklahoma Mayor’s Husband KKK Prank? Needles In Twix […]

The four major cell phone service providers–Sprint, Verizon Wireless, T-Mobile and AT&T — enabled customers to text their emergencies to the local governments in 16…

Looks like Beyoncé ignored the "No Phone Zone" pledge that day-time talk show host Oprah Winfrey created earlier this year. According to a report, the pop singer was pulled over last month (June 23) by the NYPD for texting while driving.

As of Friday morning, Wyclef Jean's Yele Haiti had raised more than $2 million from mobile giving, according to Albe Angel, CEO of Miami-based Give on the Go, the mobile-communications company working with the non-profit to coordinate donations.