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Why did a man in Michigan get a ticket for leaving his car running in his own driveway?  He started his car t let it warm and 7 or 8 minutes later he noticed a ticket for $128. His citation was for leaving a motor vehicle unattended For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a man in Taiwan get an extravagant send off?  Why did the 76 year old politician pass away and his son organized a street procession with 50 bikini clad woman pole dancing on top of colorful jeeps For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Pastor With Sex Tapes […]

Why is Amazon selling leggings for young girls that feature greenery?  Why do the leggings FOR KIDS have marijuana leaves?  By the way, They are made in China For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below There’s An App For Fighting Traffic Tickets Children’s Leggings Show Marijuana Leaves 2016 Nativity Scene […]

Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays?  It’s a rock.  No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars.  Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]

Well it’s that time of year again, where thieves go shopping for your packages.  Why did a man in Las Vegas hear about numerous packages in his neighborhood getting stolen?  Why did he leave a bait package filled with what he called reprocessed dog chow, also known as dog poop For more information on the […]

Why are sheriff’s in …Florida.. warning people about candy?  Why did the Sheriff’s association put our a warning that marijuana laced candy could be in your child’s trick or treat bag? They are voicing their concern for people’s sharing of edible marijuana For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Porno […]

Why did a woman in California live in a Tiny home and get shocked?  Why did she go out to walk her dog and came back to find that someone had driven off with her home?  The crib was 13 feet tall, 33 feet long and 8 feet wide For more information on the Funk […]

Why were customers at a Walmart in … Florida… trying to get some water before Hurricane Matthew?   When a fight broke out over that last case of water For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Lets 12 Year Old Son Drive With Other Children In Car Man Accidentally […]

We all know that Twinkies have preservatives but Why did a Science in Maine teacher take a Twinkie out of the wrapper in class in 1976 to see how long before it rots?  The teacher retired in 2004.  40 years later the Twinkie is still in tact. For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why is there a business outside of Chicago called Tykables that sells adult baby diapers?  The store has a display of a nursery, including a huge baby bed and a 6 foot rocking horse.  It primarilary sells diapers for adults with incontinence issues and those with fettishes For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a Jewelry store in India get robbed by a monkey?  The store security camera shows a monkey throwing a piece of fruit inside the store.  The people in the store threw it back at the monkey… who came on into the store…  attacked a store employee, sat for 20 minutes then opened the […]

Why did a man in Oregon who owns a pet store… get arrested for using store funds and money from a donation jar to pay a hooker and he tipped the woman with an animal called a bush baby For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Arrested For DUI […]