Why was a motorist in China caught on video by another driver… driving nearly 40 miles per hour and passing another car…. all while driving in reverse…..     the backward driver got a fine from police For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Really Good At Making Really Bad Decisions Man […]

Why did the border patrol seize almost 2500 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside fake carrots that were tossed in with real ones…. The carrots were shipped in from Mexico For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below GA Legislators Try Again To Split Fulton Into 2 Counties Company Makes Life Sized […]

Why has Netflix come up with some socks that will pause your show when you fall asleep…. The Netflix socks will read your body to understand when you knock out and will stop your show so you can easily pick up where you nodded off For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed….  The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]

Why did a man in Utah find a little hidden gift in his Arizona Tea drink can…   His girlfriend bought the tea at a Walmart… he tried to open the can normally… when that didn’t work he cut the top and found a cement jar with 3 ounces of weed inside For more information […]

Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties….    so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]

Why is there a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe South Africa…  and Why is the former title holder of the pageant saying this year’s winner shouldn’t have gotten the title because he is not Naturally ugly…. he just lost some teeth…  the three time title holder said he was still number 1 because you need […]

Why did a funeral home in Chicago tell a woman they lost her mother’s body….  Is this her?  No… how about this lady….   No?…  She might have already been buried by mistake… FUNK DAT!!! Listen:   For information on today’s Funk Dat Stories: McDonald’s Employee Offers Homeless Man Food Then Throws Water In His […]

Why did a Singapore Airlines 747 headed for Kuala Lumpur have 2000 goats on board…. why did the fire alarm system go off…..  and cause the jet to make an emergency landing… No fire or smoke was found…  but there was a whole lotta methane gas…  passed from those goats For more information on the […]

Why did a 32 year old man in South Carolina beat his stepfather…. repeatedly punching him in the head because the step-father spilled a cup of kool-aid….  Then the man left the scene….  2 hours later he came back to the house and officers found him hiding behind the door in his bedroom For more […]

Why did police in New Hampshire…  go on Facebook to advertise that they had found someone’s summer horticulture project… and if the grower was upset and wanted to tell police about it they would love to hear from you….  They left a business card in the spot where they found your weed For more information […]