Why did a man in .. Florida… Steal his boss’s Jaguar while the boss was on vacation and drive it to buy some crack? Then the stolen car was stolen from him For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Arrested For Feeding Salt To Baby State Rep Arrested For […]
Why did a Jewelry store in India get robbed by a monkey? The store security camera shows a monkey throwing a piece of fruit inside the store. The people in the store threw it back at the monkey… who came on into the store… attacked a store employee, sat for 20 minutes then opened the […]
Why did a man from Oklahoma get arrested for stealing meats from an Arbys… The man said he is from the future… an apocalyptic future…. I guess Roast beef, chicken and bacon are scarce in the days of the terminator For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below 5000 Students Get […]
Why did a Scottish man who has been fitted with a bionic man part… No longer a virgin… An escort reached out to the man who’s appendage was severed when he was a child…. he had his part rebuilt and she wanted to be his first… now at the age of 44 he […]
Why did a man in … Florida…. go to a Pet store that specialized in puppies…. and stuff a $1600 dollar Yorkshire terrier puppy down his shirt….. then traded the puppy for crack For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below OK Man Steals Chair Faces 20 Years Canadian Man Gets Ticket […]
Why did an Atlanta rapper named Blac Youngsta… say he took $200 thousand dollars out of his account when he got stopped by the police… who say they want to investigate the legitimacy of his money so they confiscated $100 thousand For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Powerball Player […]
Why was a man in… Florida… too embarrassed to buy 2 sex toys from a store… a stroker can and a plug… so he stole them… got caught and now has a mug shot and a story that we are talking about…. For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below L.A. […]
Why were 2 high school students in Tennessee taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure… for wearing saggin pants…. at school For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Woman, 89, Arrested For Stealing Medicine From Walmart Tennessee Teens Jailed For Saggin’ At School Lesbian Women Sue NYPD Asian Woman Eats […]
Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed…. The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]
Since weed was just legalized in Washington D.C. Why is a man creating a new business model… he is charging 100 dollars and teaching people how to properly smoke weed…. he teaches eating and vaping techniques…. and he will share the risks and benefits of using marijuana For more information on the Funk […]
Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties…. so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]
