Why was a man in Ohio arrested for trying to have relations with a van that was parked on the street? The man who was intoxicated and was swinging on a stop sign, was seen with his man part in the grill of the van For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each […]

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Why did an 86 year old woman in England get some money out of the ATM?  She was approached by another woman wanting the money she has just gotten.  The elderly lady grabbed a package of bacon and repeatedly hit the other woman in the head until she ran off For more information on the […]

Oh y’all are playing with me right….   Another one from …Florida…   Why did a couple fight an alligator to save their phone? They were taking pictures of the gator and were about to turn on Facebook Live when the man dropped the phone that fell in the water next to the gator.   […]

Why is a woman from Memphis Tennessee wanted by police?  Her picture is being posted by the Sheriff’s office  because she is wanted for theft.  She stole a stripper pole valued at $364 For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Florida Congressional Candidate Assault Rifle Giveaway Memphis Woman Steals Stripper […]

Why did a man from … Florida… try to steal a baby python by stuffing it in his pants… the store employees stopped him at the store.. and zip tied him until police arrived…  they had seen the same man stealing snakes before from store security footage…. he has reportedly stolen a thousand dollars in […]

Why is a company in England planning a restaurant where patrons can dine in the nude…. It already has a waiting list more than 13 thousand patrons long…. and visitors will be asked to store their cell phones For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Asian Students Jump Teacher Chinese […]

Why was a 29 year old Chinese tourist caught on video in Thialand at an animal park…. goin in to kiss a reticulated python when the snake (audio) locked in on the woman’s nose and wouldn’t let go For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Turkey On A Plane In A […]

Why is there a new line of handbags that will help conceal the odor of your weed….  The company is called Annabis…. and they’re probably gonna fly off the shelves in D.C. For more information on the Funk Dats, click each link below Trump Supporter Suggests Burning A Black Lives Matter Protester New Purse Conceals […]

Why did a Grandma who will be 64 this month get several tickets for being an Uber driver….  Uber has been banned in Portsmouth, New Hampshire…   She has been pulled over and told to stop but she says For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver In New […]

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Why did a woman in New York keep missing her panties….    so she set up a concealed iPhone with a motion sensing app and found the building superintendent sniffing and stealing her Victoria Secret underwear from her apartment For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left At Nativity […]