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Why did a 68 year old Step Father in …,. Florida get into an argument with his 55 year old step son over a chili dog?  Why did the step father shoot the stepson in the face? For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Step Father Kills Step Son Over […]

We told you about a Michigan man who got a ticket for letting his car warm up because of the threat of a theft.  Why did a 20 year old man in Oregon try to steal a car that was warming up, but he didn’t know how to drive the car’s manual transmission For more […]

Why did a man in Michigan get a ticket for leaving his car running in his own driveway?  He started his car t let it warm and 7 or 8 minutes later he noticed a ticket for $128. His citation was for leaving a motor vehicle unattended For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did a teacher in Kentucky use sick leave in October to go on a cruise?  She told her principal that she was sick and kept her doctors appointments.  But the principal confronted her with her Facebook account showing her on the cruise ship For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link […]

Why did an Uber Driver set a potential record with a 397-mile trip from  Virginia to New York?  A woman took the ride to her boyfriend’s house.  She slept for the entire 7 hour and 42 minute trip For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Jailer Steals Inmate’s Diamond Ring […]

Why is Nordstrom offering a solid gift for sale for the holidays?  It’s a rock.  No, not a diamond, a rock in a pouch that Nordstrom’s will sell for $85 dollars.  Each piece in this collection will be unique and could be used for various functions. One might be a paperweight or a pet For […]

Why did comedian Katt Williams get an unusual plea deal?  Why is Katt Williams now banned from 2 Georgia Counties.  Why did Hall and Dawson counties say For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Breaks Into Neighbor’s House To Steal WiFi Password 12 Days Of Christmas Cost Santa’s House […]

Why is a man in Brunswick Ga saying he doesn’t know the winner of the presidential election.  And he doesn’t want to know. Funk Dat   He was invited to an election night party and decided the whole thing was too stressful For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Boy […]

Why have some Oregon residents filed a petition to secede from the union?They want to form a new country and they have invited Washington State to join them For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Oregon Residents Want To Form A New Country Doctor Gets Sued For Drinking Before Delivering […]

Why is it bad enough when people you know… show up unexpectedly at a wedding but strangers?  Why did two men in … Florida… crash a wedding?  They didn’t know the bride or the groom.  They appeared to be intoxicated. They were asked to leave and wouldn’t. And they started shoving guests and threatened the […]

Why was a lady in Tennessee claiming that she was attacked by bed bugs on her medial transportation bus?  Why did the woman say the seat was in such bad shape that the bus was taking her to her doctor and the doctor diagnosed the bites on her back from the ride to his office […]

Why did police in Connecticut find 600 marijuana plants at a daycare? State inspectors were called because the house was in poor condition.   Police were denied access to the home daycare with a tall wooden fence so they got a warrant and found the plants that were 6 to 10 feet tall and worth […]