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Why did a woman find an artist on Tumbler who was willing to make a unique piece of art for her?  Why did the woman send her amputated toe to the artist to make a pendant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Steals Gold From Armored Truck High […]

Why was there a snake on a plane?  A venomous green viper was a stowaway on a flight to Mexico City! The plane was given priority landing. and a video was caught on a phone For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Classic Car Wins Award And Rolls Into Water […]

Why did a man in Barrow county stab a friend then get beaten to death in a dispute over a stolen horse on his birthday For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Stabs Friend Gets Beaten To Death On Birthday Dead Baby At NASA Woman Totals Car When Spider […]

Why is there a man who filled a bathtub with 1250 bottles of hot sauce and chili peppers?  Then he got in… For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Former Deputy Gets One Year For Beating Girlfriend And Burning Her Hair Man Acts Like Gorilla Touches Himself While Intoxicated Man […]

Why did a Pokemon Go player in Michigan that was wanted by the police show up at the police station to catch a Pokemon.  The man was riding a bike in his pajamas and was wanted for an outstanding arrest warrant for breaking and entering and failure to appear in court.  He was arrested on […]

Why did a 21 year old Construction Worker in Australia… use a portable toilet… and get bitten on his appendage by a poisonous red back spider…. paramedics were called to the scene but the man said… Funk Dat   he had gotten to the hospital on his own For more information on the Funk Dats, […]

This happened in the U.S. too… why did a woman in …. China…. mistake super glue for eye drops and glued her eyes shut… doctors said her contact lenses helped her avoid damage to her eyes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Mistakenly Glues Eyes Shut Light Saber […]

Why is a man from the UK…  named Pricasso…  he paints with his man part….  he paint’s portraits and more…. and he ‘s pretty good.  He really has some outstanding talent…. Funk Dat   Better not dip that brush in paint thinner….. Listen To Funk Dat:     For Details On Today’s Funk Dat Stories […]

Why did a couple in… Florida….  have a lovely evening… the man was being arrested for an outstanding warrant… they refused to come out of the mobile home…. and prevented two other women from leaving… S.W.A.T. waited for 6 and a half hours…    they  said they wouldn’t come out of the trailer until they had relations […]

Why did a man in Oregon order a teriyaki chicken sandwich from Subway and find a surprise…. the man turned and got his drink and the employees appeared shocked…  There was a dead mouse in the sandwich….  he was apparently in the container used for storing the spinach…. Funk Dat   Chicken Teriyaki…. not chicken, […]

  For more information on the Funk Dats, click below Athens Woman Weilds Machete Infant Bitten 27 Times At Daycare Black Women Book Club File Suit Against Napa Valley Wine Train TNT Scare Causes Denver Airport Evacuation Man Seen Stealing With Superman Shirt Caught Still Wearing It Spider Living In Woman’s Ear  

Why did a family in Arizona hear a loud crash through their roof…. they woke up and found a 23 pound package of weed that had crashed through the carport into the dog’s house….  The stash was valued at around 10 grand…. Funk Dat:   Police believe Mexican smugglers didn’t secure the package while flying […]