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Why did police in New York get a call about an elderly woman who looked like she froze to death in a car?  Why did officers break into a parked car to rescue a life sized CPR mannequin wearing an oxygen mask?  The owner of the car said he often transported the mannequin and reportedly used vulgar language […]

Why was there a snake on a plane?  A venomous green viper was a stowaway on a flight to Mexico City! The plane was given priority landing. and a video was caught on a phone For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Classic Car Wins Award And Rolls Into Water […]

Why have we all known for years how good those Krispy Kreme donuts are?  Why did Shaquille O’Neal just say…. Funk Dat   and bought the Krispy Kreme Store on Ponce de Leon For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Drunk Driver Hits Chopper And Fire Truck Car Hits Semi And […]

Why is there a man in … Florida… who has half a head and the nickname Halfy?  His head was affected when he had an accident while on drugs.  Why was he arrested for setting his own bed on fire For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Mother Kills 8 […]

Why did a black dishwasher who works at Yale lose his job after he lost his cool and took a broomstick and knocked a slavery painting off of the wall? The image of slaves carrying bales of cotton on their heads was in the dining hall. The man now faces a felony charge Yale Dishwasher […]

Why did a rattlesnake bite a groom in Colorado as he posed for a wedding picture? The couple was trying to flag down a park ranger who thought they were happy… they yelled for help and he yelled Congratulations!!! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Baby Left In Car […]

Why is there a business outside of Chicago called Tykables that sells adult baby diapers?  The store has a display of a nursery, including a huge baby bed and a 6 foot rocking horse.  It primarilary sells diapers for adults with incontinence issues and those with fettishes For more information on the Funk Dats, click […]

Why did we just see a job fair for strippers on Facebook… It happened right here in the ATL…  and ladies were dressed and ready for work.  They put in their applications, they were asked where they currently worked and were asked to turn around for the full view For more information on the Funk […]

Why did a Python in Thailand come up through the toilet bowl and bite a man’s appendage…. and he wouldn’t let go. The man wanted to save his part so he called out to his wife and told her to bring a rope. He tied the rope to the head of the snake and tied […]

Why is there a lady from Virginia who will turn 100 years old this Saturday?  You know what she wants to do for her birthday?  She wants to Pole Dance For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below DeKalb Baby Shot Mother’s Day Cemetery Fight Woman Sues Dating Website For Connection […]

This happened in the U.S. too… why did a woman in …. China…. mistake super glue for eye drops and glued her eyes shut… doctors said her contact lenses helped her avoid damage to her eyes For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Woman Mistakenly Glues Eyes Shut Light Saber […]

Why is there a 12 year old girl in India who has been living with a colony of ants living in her ear… doctors removed some ants…. and later removed more….  the girl complained of irritation but didn’t feel any major pain… and the ants left no apparent damage to her ear For more information […]