Why did police in New York get a call about an elderly woman who looked like she froze to death in a car?  Why did officers break into a parked car to rescue a life sized CPR mannequin wearing an oxygen mask?  The owner of the car said he often transported the mannequin and reportedly used vulgar language […]

Why did an employee at a gas station in Memphis get stabbed?  A man ran toward the employee and stabbed him in the leg because he got a bad piece of chicken and wanted his money back For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Employee Stabbed Over Bad Chicken Chicago […]

Why did a woman from Philadelphia get hit in the head by a falling catfish?  I’m gonna say that again slowly…   A catfish fell from the sky and hit a woman in the head.  Apparently a bird had the fish and dropped it on the lady. She got a small cut on her face, […]

Why did police in Tybee Island near Savannah find a voo-doo doll outside the police station?  The doll had been beheaded!   They will be reviewing surveillance camera footage to find the culprit For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below She Left Him Downtown, He Came Home, She Stabbed Him Woman […]

Why did an 86 year old woman in England get some money out of the ATM?  She was approached by another woman wanting the money she has just gotten.  The elderly lady grabbed a package of bacon and repeatedly hit the other woman in the head until she ran off For more information on the […]

Why was the husband of an manager for a Sonic restaurant named Ronald McDonald?  Why did he get shot during an argument at a Sonic in North Carolina?  His wounds are not thought to be life threatening.  You might have been safer at a McDonald’s… Ronald For more information on the Funk Dats, click on […]

Why was a woman from Virginia Beach sitting on a beach on a windy day yesterday?  Something really unusual happened when the wind….  reported around 30 miles per hour caught an umbrella and stabbed her.  The 56 year old woman died For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Police Shoot […]

Why did a Jewelry store in India get robbed by a monkey?  The store security camera shows a monkey throwing a piece of fruit inside the store.  The people in the store threw it back at the monkey… who came on into the store…  attacked a store employee, sat for 20 minutes then opened the […]

Why is there a lady from Virginia who will turn 100 years old this Saturday?  You know what she wants to do for her birthday?  She wants to Pole Dance For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below DeKalb Baby Shot Mother’s Day Cemetery Fight Woman Sues Dating Website For Connection […]

Why did a man in… Florida accidentally shoot himself with a .22 caliber pistol while he was cleaning his gun?  The man says he didn’t notice a wound until he was changing his shirt two days later…. He said he felt a pain from a previous injury and fell when he went to stand up. […]

Why was a former Beauty Queen from Texas celebrating her birthday when a man offered to buy her and her girls a drink… he somehow slipped a bluetooth device that is used to track keys and wallets… into her purse…  he also hacked her phone and called her… facetimed her…  and sent her in appropriate […]

I’ve heard of “Blue Flu”  but why did an entire police force in Green Mountain Falls Colorado resign… The town with a population of around a thousand people has a new mayor that the police don’t like For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Entire Police Force Quits Florida Man […]