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Why did police in New York get a call about an elderly woman who looked like she froze to death in a car?  Why did officers break into a parked car to rescue a life sized CPR mannequin wearing an oxygen mask?  The owner of the car said he often transported the mannequin and reportedly used vulgar language […]

Why do we stress reading so much when we go to career days?  Why did a road crew have a very noticeable typo?  The California crew spray painted STPO at an intersection.  Instead of STOP! For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Children Found In Filth With Decomposing Dogs Officer […]

Why did a a Mall Santa in … Florida…. tell a 10 year old girl that only one person was on his naughty list? He said Hillary Clinton then he started laughing.  The girls mother posted it and complained to mall management.  The Santa was removed and placed into HR counseling.  We don’t know if […]

Why did a bicyclist in… Florida… who was making a delivery for Jimmy Johns… when he put his bike on his shoulder and jumped a moving train to get to the other side to complete his delivery For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below First Graders Plot To Kill Classmate […]

Why did a KFC restaurant in England follow the lead of a McDonald’s in England and both are banning customers under the age of 18… this is the result of altercations between groups of teens last month with 20 teenagers and gunshots For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man […]

Why did a DeKalb county restaurant have a huge rat problem….   why did a police officer take video of the rats at a Church’s chicken… the rodents triggered the alarm 17 times in 30 days at that restaurant For more information on the Funk Dats, click on each link below Man Accused Of Killing […]

Why did a family in Arizona hear a loud crash through their roof…. they woke up and found a 23 pound package of weed that had crashed through the carport into the dog’s house….  The stash was valued at around 10 grand…. Funk Dat:   Police believe Mexican smugglers didn’t secure the package while flying […]